How would you get a small cylinder unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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The cylinder is approx 5.1in length, 4.5in girth. Any help greatly appreciated.

[videogames10]

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How would you get a small cylinder unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

Is this one of those "serious answers only" questions?

[bon]

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Is there any way you can make the container change size? Can you apply direct heat to it so it will expand? Like with a hair dryer or something similar?

I dunno about this one.. Couldn't the tube get too hot and burn me this way?

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How would you get a small cylinder unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

Is this one of those "serious answers only" questions?

Well it's a pretty serious problem. I really need help on getting the cylinder unstuck, it's coming up on 4 hours now with no change.

[Zero, Dark Knight]

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Well it's a pretty serious problem. I really need help on getting the cylinder unstuck, it's coming up on 4 hours now with no change.

Can I ask you if the cylinder can be moved away from your body?:

a simple yes or no, I suspect the answer is "no". but I'll humour you further with some more ideas if you can move it away.

[Arthur, King of the Britons]

HA! If it's smaller than a bread box, the human body will pass it naturally. You gotta worry about sepsis if its in there too long OP.

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Well it's a pretty serious problem. I really need help on getting the cylinder unstuck, it's coming up on 4 hours now with no change.

Can I ask you if the cylinder can be moved away from your body?:

a simple yes or no, I suspect the answer is "no". but I'll humour you further with some more ideas if you can move it away.

It's stuck to a larger mass, but I'm not quite sure what that has to do with a body or mine or anything like that. No need for humour, I am quite upset about all of this to be honest.

[bon]

Ursprungligen skrivet av Arthur, King of the Britons:

HA! If it's smaller than a bread box, the human body will pass it naturally. You gotta worry about sepsis if its in there too long OP.

It's a cylinder. Please stop making me panic!

[Zero, Dark Knight]

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Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero, Dark Knight:

Can I ask you if the cylinder can be moved away from your body?:

a simple yes or no, I suspect the answer is "no". but I'll humour you further with some more ideas if you can move it away.

It's stuck to a larger mass, but I'm not quite sure what that has to do with a body or mine or anything like that. No need for humour, I am quite upset about all of this to be honest.

Well I'm trying to ask if it's up your.... or if you... had fun with it.... in any way, or if it's an individual object which can be moved freely.

:l cause the answers change drastically if that's the case

[bon]

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It's stuck to a larger mass, but I'm not quite sure what that has to do with a body or mine or anything like that. No need for humour, I am quite upset about all of this to be honest.

Well I'm trying to ask if it's up your.... or if you... had fun with it.... in any way, or if it's an individual object which can be moved freely.

:l cause the answers change drastically if that's the case

It's a home experiment gone wrong, it has nothing to do with my body or anything. Why won't any of you just believe me when I say it is a cylinder that I am very concerned about?

[Arthur, King of the Britons]

The rectum can expand 7 inches. Racoons can fit in in an a hole 3-4 inches wide. You could just send two raccoons up to retrieve it.

BTW, if you're genuinely worried about it, you should be telling a nurse in a hospital not a bunch of strangers on a forum.

The next game we need to play is what else can we convince OP goes well with bananas...

[Zero, Dark Knight]

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Ursprungligen skrivet av Zero, Dark Knight:

Well I'm trying to ask if it's up your.... or if you... had fun with it.... in any way, or if it's an individual object which can be moved freely.

:l cause the answers change drastically if that's the case

It's a home experiment gone wrong, it has nothing to do with my body or anything. Why won't any of you just believe me when I say it is a cylinder that I am very concerned about?

... you're being terrrrrrribly vague about saying if it 'is' related to you having fun with it, or not, considering it's """"Just"""" a science experiment.

[Arthur, King of the Britons]

OT right now https://www.google.com/search?q=scrubs+lightbulb&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS957US957&oq=scrubs+light&aqs=chrome.1.0i512l2j69i57j0i512l5j0i22i30l2.3021j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:8adf6699,vid:g9kYBoBCqSA

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Ursprungligen skrivet av Arthur, King of the Britons:

The rectum can expand 7 inches. Racoons can fit in in an a hole 3-4 inches wide. You could just send two raccoons up to retrieve it.

BTW, if you're genuinely worried about it, you should be telling a nurse in a hospital not a bunch of strangers on a forum.

The next game we need to play is what else can we convince OP goes well with bananas...

That is very gross and disgusting. I am not sure the nurse and hospital would appreciate me taking my home experiment problem to them.

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It's a home experiment gone wrong, it has nothing to do with my body or anything. Why won't any of you just believe me when I say it is a cylinder that I am very concerned about?

... you're being terrrrrrribly vague about saying if it 'is' related to you having fun with it, or not, considering it's """"Just"""" a science experiment.

I have been very up front about the cylinder. It is quite embarrassing that I have done this incorrectly, and was hoping someone can help without me worrying anyone needlessly.

[Arthur, King of the Britons]

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Ursprungligen skrivet av Arthur, King of the Britons:

The rectum can expand 7 inches. Racoons can fit in in an a hole 3-4 inches wide. You could just send two raccoons up to retrieve it.

BTW, if you're genuinely worried about it, you should be telling a nurse in a hospital not a bunch of strangers on a forum.

The next game we need to play is what else can we convince OP goes well with bananas...

That is very gross and disgusting. I am not sure the nurse and hospital would appreciate me taking my home experiment problem to them.

I promise unless it's the nurse's very first day they will have seen worse and you'll only be mildly laughed at. Messing with it yourself is going to be what causes the damage, go have a professional remove the m&m container from your butt.

[Zero, Dark Knight]

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I have been very up front about my cylinder.

I'm just gonna assume you stuffed it up your ...

or... did 'the thing', to your tube, and thus, ended up ashamed of it, as the banana pudding or whatever you made to simulate...-- stimulate? -- maybe... simulate... in this 'experiment'. went wrong and trapped you.

but as you're not giving us any details about it beyond "it's a tube with a stuff in it and a thing in it' I can not help you. :l

[Arthur, King of the Britons]

I think i figured it out. OP can't get to the hospital on his own and doesn't want to tell his mom because she'll be pissed she has to take him to the hospital... again...