There should be a game with a joke bad guy who always asks riddles

[Devsman]

and they seem super tricky but no matter what you guess, you always get it right first try.

"Mwahahaha you will never solve my riddle!!! I am green but only in August. I have three eyes but two of them are always closed. What am I?!?"

B E A N S

"What the... How did..? Ok, try THIS one!!!"

[kbiz]

Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Never thirsty, ever drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

[kbiz]

There are two mothers and two daughters. You have three oranges. How do you divide them equally between them?

Edit: Umm, three oranges.

[kbiz]

You have two coins that equal 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What coins do you have?

[DEVILinIRON]

I hate riddles. But if I'm getting them right on the first try then that's acceptable.

[Devsman]

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You have have 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What coins do you have?

lmao

They just get weirder and make less sense as it goes.

If you're running through the woods, but it breaks down, how many apples are in the document?!

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A bad guy that always asks riddles?
No, it will never work. Never.

Jeeze, next thing we know you're gonna want a bad guy that looks like a penguin!

[Zero, Dark Knight]

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Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Ever thirsty, never drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

a tree.

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There are two mothers and two daughters. You have four oranges. How do you divide them equally between them?

1 each.
no mother would see her child go hungry.

- do let me know how close I am.

[kbiz]

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You have have 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What coins do you have?

lmao

They just get weirder and make less sense as it goes.

No, the one is not a nickel. But the other one is.

[kbiz]

Escrito originalmente por Zero, Dark Knight:

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Ever thirsty, never drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

a tree.

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

There are two mothers and two daughters. You have four oranges. How do you divide them equally between them?

1 each.
no mother would see her child go hungry.

- do let me know how close I am.

The second is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. Two mothers, two daughters. One each is correct.

[kbiz]

Escrito originalmente por Zero, Dark Knight:

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Ever thirsty, never drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

a tree.

The answer is a fish.

[kbiz]

Rearrange the letters - W O O U S E T D N J R - to spell just one word.

[Birds]

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You have two coins that equal 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What coins do you have?

Two fifteen cent pieces.

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There are two mothers and two daughters. You have three oranges. How do you divide them equally between them?

Edit: Umm, three oranges.

Divide the oranges into quarters.

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Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Never thirsty, ever drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

I have. Limestone? My geology’s pretty bad.

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Rearrange the letters - W O O U S E T D N J R - to spell just one word.

Jousterdown, the official classification of scoring in a joust by knocking the opponent off the top of their horse?

[kbiz]

Escrito originalmente por Bird:

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

You have two coins that equal 30 cents. One is not a nickel. What coins do you have?

Two fifteen cent pieces.

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

There are two mothers and two daughters. You have three oranges. How do you divide them equally between them?

Edit: Umm, three oranges.

Divide the oranges into quarters.

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

Alive without breath, as cold as death. Clad in armor, never clinking. Never thirsty, ever drinking.

You guys heard that before? Heh.

I have. Limestone? My geology’s pretty bad.

Escrito originalmente por kbiz:

Rearrange the letters - W O O U S E T D N J R - to spell just one word.

Jousterdown, the official classification of scoring in a joust by knocking the opponent off the top of their horse?

A for effort, Bird. Gold star for effort. The good news is you only missed four out of all the riddles.

[Faster With Feeling]

1960s Batman wants the Riddler back

[Devsman]

J U S T O N E W O R D