Can humans outrun any predators?

[R1ch4rd N1x0n]

I need to know if i can outrun any predators, my max speed is probably about 18-20 mph if it was an emergency, but the fastest a human has ever run was 28 mph, what predators can me or any other human ourun?

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Does anyone else want to get the OP's moms phone number and tell her to smack the stupid out of her child before he ends up as an entry on the Darwin Awards?

It'd be better than any award I've ever won. D":

[僕の名前 (仮)]

Humans are faster than spiders.

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez SomeGuy:

Humans are faster than spiders.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Początkowo opublikowane przez L7vanmatre:

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Does anyone else want to get the OP's moms phone number and tell her to smack the stupid out of her child before he ends up as an entry on the Darwin Awards?

It'd be better than any award I've ever won. D":

Uh... there there... The kitty loves you.

But seriously. This dude is going to get raped by a bear, like people thought was happening to DeCaprio in the that movie.

Except for really reals. Dude is going to go out in the woods and die. Probably with no pants on. And packing a BB gun. Maybe wearing a coonskin hat. Because he heard hunters wear those. And as you read that, you started to picture it. Now imagine a bear eating your imagination. That is what is going to happen.

OP is not only going to get eaten, but I feel so bad for whoever he is partnered with. They are probably going to become bear poop right along side him.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Początkowo opublikowane przez L7vanmatre:

Początkowo opublikowane przez SomeGuy:

Humans are faster than spiders.

:approved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

You are not faster than the caffeine spider.

[L7vanmatre]

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Początkowo opublikowane przez L7vanmatre:

It'd be better than any award I've ever won. D":

Uh... there there... The kitty loves you.

But seriously. This dude is going to get raped by a bear, like people thought was happening to DeCaprio in the that movie.

Except for really reals. Dude is going to go out in the woods and die. Probably with no pants on. And packing a BB gun. Maybe wearing a coonskin hat. Because he heard hunters wear those. And as you read that, you started to picture it. Now imagine a bear eating your imagination. That is what is going to happen.

OP is not only going to get eaten, but I feel so bad for whoever he is partnered with. They are probably going to become bear poop right along side him.

At times like this, I sincerely hope OP is joking.

(Because I kinda laughed at that, and I feel kinda bad for that)

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Początkowo opublikowane przez L7vanmatre:

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Uh... there there... The kitty loves you.

But seriously. This dude is going to get raped by a bear, like people thought was happening to DeCaprio in the that movie.

Except for really reals. Dude is going to go out in the woods and die. Probably with no pants on. And packing a BB gun. Maybe wearing a coonskin hat. Because he heard hunters wear those. And as you read that, you started to picture it. Now imagine a bear eating your imagination. That is what is going to happen.

OP is not only going to get eaten, but I feel so bad for whoever he is partnered with. They are probably going to become bear poop right along side him.

At times like this, I sincerely hope OP is joking.

(Because I kinda laughed at that, and I feel kinda bad for that)

Was it the bear eating your imagination?

But 5+ threads about can I man fight a bear, can I outrun the bear, do bears like it when you dress up in meat shirts and do the robot?

This person does plan to hunt a bear. He thinks he is going to get within punching distance, and or need to run from the bear. And possibly other predators. He has no idea what hunting is, no idea what a wild animal will do to you, and I HONESTLY, for real, believe he has no idea what a bear is.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

Początkowo opublikowane przez SomeGuy:

Humans are faster than spiders.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Legged_Freaks

[Markus Kruber]

Spiders don't hunt, they are campers!

[Gary]

Początkowo opublikowane przez chiefpootsi.impolite.ping:

Początkowo opublikowane przez SomeGuy:

Humans are faster than spiders.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Legged_Freaks

I managed to forget that film.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Budget Jesus:

Początkowo opublikowane przez chiefpootsi.impolite.ping:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eight_Legged_Freaks
:KneelingBow:

I managed to forget that film.

And now you remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY_Cp3rRR3s

And now you know more, AND you know what the Police Academy guys are up to now days.

[Gary]

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Początkowo opublikowane przez Budget Jesus:

I managed to forget that film.

And now you remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY_Cp3rRR3s

And now you know more, AND you know what the Police Academy guys are up to now days.

I want to meet the people who made that film, I want to study them and meet their parents and friends, I want one question answered, why?

[nightreaper2000]

The fastest i have ever run was 20 mph or so... but you dont need fast legs! Just carry a single shot .22 cal pistol. Simply shoot the guy next to you in the leg! works every time!

[Johari]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Metalbones1 💀:

Początkowo opublikowane przez tmwfte:

All of them. We have cars.

i said outrun not outdrive

Is your engine running?

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Budget Jesus:

Początkowo opublikowane przez 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

And now you remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY_Cp3rRR3s

And now you know more, AND you know what the Police Academy guys are up to now days.

I want to meet the people who made that film, I want to study them and meet their parents and friends, I want one question answered, why?

I saw a movie on El Rey earlier this morning. Literally 30 second into the movie, A CGI shark comes on land and starts leaping about like the Ass Blasters from Tremors, and gets into a fight with a quadrupedal tank.

I don't want to know why. I just want them to share whatever made this vision appear.

Super Shark was the title.