How can i get a pet grizzly bear?

[R1ch4rd N1x0n]

I want a pet grizzly bear, no joke, i live in West Virginia so the only bears around are black bears, but i am willing to move to somewhere else to do this, first of all, how the heck do i get a baby grizzly bear? I do not want to kill a mommy grizzly just to steal its baby, thats mean. And also, in what states is it legal to have a pet grizzly bear in?

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Escrito originalmente por ✴ Celestial Fatality ✴:

A Panda, in this case, would be most PC.

Oh sure. You would bring the chinese into this!

^_^

[HEART]

Escrito originalmente por 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Escrito originalmente por ✴ Celestial Fatality ✴:

A Panda, in this case, would be most PC.

Oh sure. You would bring the chinese into this!

^_^

I had to. Eating bamboo is better than eating arms and legs.

[Trigger]

I'm a big bad BEAR and how do i get a HUMAN pet to play with.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Escrito originalmente por Trigger:

I'm a big bad BEAR and how do i get a HUMAN pet to play with.

ARE you an active member of the Bear community? And I thought Bears went after Cubs.

Escrito originalmente por ✴ Celestial Fatality ✴:

Escrito originalmente por 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Oh sure. You would bring the chinese into this!

^_^

I had to. Eating bamboo is better than eating arms and legs.

Well.. Okay. I"ll give you that one.

[R1ch4rd N1x0n]

Escrito originalmente por 🐱ⓢtudio ⓒat🐱:

Escrito originalmente por ✴ Celestial Fatality ✴:

It would be more racist if he wanted a polar bear.

See, I had a joke, involving a Grolar Bear, but it doesn't really work as well as I would like. First because one of their parents is a brown colored bear. Second no one has any idea what a Grolar is. Third, Political jokes are frowned upon.

But I'll just leave you with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmALA8miQY8

Well... And this stuff.
You know, actual laws on Actual exotic pet ownership in the U.S. Yep. There are plenty of places that you too, can own a bear. Some that don't even require a permit.
http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_summary.php
http://exoticpets.about.com/od/choosinganexoticpet/a/Exotic-Pet-Laws.htm

AND since you all like pictures, here is one that shows all the Bear Country States. See the dark colored states? No permit required to own a primate, tiger, or a Bear. Better start calling those states to find someone that can make you a bear saddle. You are going to need one!
http://boingboing.net/2016/01/13/u-s-states-that-allow-you-to.html

grolar bear is a grizzly mixed with a polar bear

[D.B. Gennifer]

do it lol

[HOBO BOB]

Escrito originalmente por ★★Yandere Hime★★:

I see it now.. "bear tears man up".

Yeah, as cool as it sounds to have a pet bear or whatever, I doubt the ending is gonna be anywhere as cool.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Escrito originalmente por HOBO BOB:

Escrito originalmente por ★★Yandere Hime★★:

I see it now.. "bear tears man up".

Yeah, as cool as it sounds to have a pet bear or whatever, I doubt the ending is gonna be anywhere as cool.

What? You guys not like Gentle Ben and Grizzly Adams?

Oh man. This is going to end like Grizzly Man. Which was sad. But also equally stupid.