How do u win a girls heart? hopeless at it ;D (help meh)

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BLACK JESUS May 17, 2016 @ 4:43am

any techniques? I'm pretty sh*t at this

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Maccykung May 17, 2016 @ 5:22am

Why would you want a girl's heart? Chicken hearts have more protein and they're easier to obtain.

BLACK JESUS May 17, 2016 @ 5:23am

Funny

DieQuietly May 17, 2016 @ 5:26am

Yeah I'm with Seb, go with the chicken hearts instead.

You also won't receive a criminal conviction going down that road.

Dr. Steve Brule May 17, 2016 @ 5:41am

Go play skeetball, theres alot of prizes, I think you can win one there I believe?

Washell May 17, 2016 @ 5:53am

6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person[www.cracked.com], covers this topic nicely.

"So, what, you're saying that I should pick up a book on how to get girls?"
Only if step one in the book is "Start making yourself into the type of person girls want to be around."
Because that's the step that gets skipped -- it's always "How can I get a job?" and not "How can I become the type of person employers want?" It's "How can I get pretty girls to like me?" instead of "How can I become the type of person that pretty girls like?" See, because that second one could very well require giving up many of your favorite hobbies and paying more attention to your appearance, and God knows what else. You might even have to change your personality.

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Shard May 17, 2016 @ 5:56am

I will tell you how to win a girl's heart.

1.Have a high IQ given by RNG god
2.Very good looking, given by RNG god
3.Are you rich?
4.Do you have a PhD or a Master's (connects to 1.)

If RNG god doesn't bless you, follow these

1.Are you white? Consider moving to Asia or other non-white places, the girls there tend to love gaijin

If you're none of there, consider giving up on trying to "win" a girl.

Last edited by Shard; May 17, 2016 @ 5:58am

Vincent May 17, 2016 @ 6:00am

Originally posted by ProdigyGamer™:
I will tell you how to win a girl's heart.

1.Have a high IQ given by RNG god
2.Very good looking, given by RNG god
3.Are you rich?
4.Do you have a PhD or a Master's (connects to 1.)

If RNG god doesn't bless you, follow these

1.Are you white? Consider moving to Asia or other non-white places, the girls there tend to love gaijin

If you're none of there, consider giving up on trying to "win" a girl.

I'm not white, not smart, and not rich.
Surely I will go down the monk route.

Maccykung May 17, 2016 @ 6:02am

Originally posted by Vincent (Grey Knight) PD2 Beta:
Originally posted by ProdigyGamer™:
I will tell you how to win a girl's heart.

1.Have a high IQ given by RNG god
2.Very good looking, given by RNG god
3.Are you rich?
4.Do you have a PhD or a Master's (connects to 1.)

If RNG god doesn't bless you, follow these

1.Are you white? Consider moving to Asia or other non-white places, the girls there tend to love gaijin

If you're none of there, consider giving up on trying to "win" a girl.
I'm not white, not smart, and not rich.
Surely I will go down the monk route.

It's not so bad being Monk. It's a gift and a curse.

Vincent May 17, 2016 @ 6:04am

Originally posted by Seb:
Originally posted by Vincent (Grey Knight) PD2 Beta:
I'm not white, not smart, and not rich.
Surely I will go down the monk route.
It's not so bad being Monk. It's a gift and a curse.

Explain the "gift and curse" to me.
Benefits and downsides?

Commander Makara May 17, 2016 @ 6:07am

Rohypnol

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Vincent May 17, 2016 @ 6:22am

This might help you: https://www.quora.com/How-can-an-Asian-guy-get-a-white-girl

I'm single and still wants to help people getting their dates...
Heh, stupid me.

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Sydistik May 17, 2016 @ 6:36am

Originally posted by Commander Makara:
Rohypnol

Chlorophyll works, too.

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Doomerang May 17, 2016 @ 6:46am

Be confident, be masculine. Don't listen to the nonsense that women want men to be more emotional and talkative about everything, it's all lies and they will laugh at you behind your back and keep you eternally friend zoned.

Never, EVER date feminists. NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!! treat feminists with pure snark and confidence, but don't be mean as they want to be a victim to be able to cry and take you down. It drives them crazy when you simply treat them like the children they are.

I stress this again, don't waste your time with feminists. It will save you so much time and most importantly your overall happiness.

Last edited by Doomerang; May 17, 2016 @ 6:50am

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