Cheesy pick up lines

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Saint Michael the Archangel Aug 16, 2016 @ 1:49am

Need as many as possible.
Hey I think you dropped something... your standards.

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cassette Aug 16, 2016 @ 1:56am

"owo what's this?"

SNP Aug 16, 2016 @ 1:58am

Hey girl are you my pawn shop

cause you never know what's gonna come through those doors ;)

judy hopps bodycam footage Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:02am

Originally posted by Rick Harrison:
Hey girl are you my pawn shop

cause you never know what's gonna come through those doors ;)

i'm crying

judy hopps bodycam footage Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:02am

Hey girl do you have a bandaid? Because i fell for you

𝓫𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮 Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:08am

Oh man. You're so attractive, my zipper is falling for you.

Vincent Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:08am

Originally posted by Proxy is Roxy | Team MMPHH!:
Hey girl do you have a bandaid? Because i fell for you

If I was the one using this line, surely my next stop is the undertaker.
But hey, I'm female-proof, right?

tmwfte Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:14am

Is this Chicken Shack because I placed an order for mozzarella sticks about fifteen minutes ago? Is my order ready?

Good Hunter Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:27am

Want me to be your hero?

The Holy Chicken Overlord Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:28am

Originally posted by tmwfte:
Is this Chicken Shack because I placed an order for mozzarella sticks about fifteen minutes ago? Is my order ready?

EGAD! YOU GO TO CHICKEN SHACK?!? YOU MONSTER!

Are you upstanding citizen? Because I'm a great ♥♥♥♥.

Last edited by The Holy Chicken Overlord; Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:29am

Good Hunter Aug 16, 2016 @ 2:31am

Originally posted by The True Chicken Overlord:
Originally posted by tmwfte:
Is this Chicken Shack because I placed an order for mozzarella sticks about fifteen minutes ago? Is my order ready?

EGAD! YOU GO TO CHICKEN SHACK?!? YOU MONSTER!

Are you upstanding citizen? Because I'm a great ♥♥♥♥.

Have mercy on him oh great one!

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