Odd Phillisophical questions (post your own dank memes)

[ILKA]

If you are waiting for a waiter, are you not the waiter?
If we get out of the shower clean, how do towels become dirty?
Is sand called sand because it is between the Sea and the Land?
Is the 'S' or 'C' silent in scent?
If tomatos are a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Who put the Alphabet in order?
How did the first clock know what time it was?
If you work as security at the Samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?
If apple made a car, would It have windows?
If abortion is murder, are condoms considered kidnapping?
If money is the route of all evil, why do they ask for it at church?
If jesus could walk on water, could he swim on land?
Why are babies not 9 months old as soon as they are born?
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is it dirty soap?
Who closes the Bus door after the driver gets off?
Why is a building called a building when it is finished?

[Kamiyé]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Publicado originalmente por ILKA:

Is the 'S' or 'C' silent in scent?
Who closes the Bus door after the driver gets off?

My brain just stroked out....

You are younger now...
A child born 08.08.08 is 8 today
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
What if scandinavian people today are so attractive because the vikings only abducted the attractive women.
What if our reality is a simulation, and magic existed as bugs in the code that have long since been patched?
Dogs are the wolves who sold out to the man
What if the Russians were doping not to win, but so they wouldn't have to go to Rio.
On Earth curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.
Out of all the sodas I've ever mixed as a kid, I've never had Pepsi and Coke mixed together.
Earth is the third planet in our solar system. Wouldn't that make every country on Earth a third-world country?
Netflix needs an incognito mode so that I can watch terrible films without getting recommended more terrible films
The myth about ghosts that moan was probably just a kids parents ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the next room, but the kids are too young to know it.
If people were really named by occupation in the Middle Ages, I'm curious to find out what the first Dickinson did for a living
You don't actually bite down on anything. You bite up.
When my dad shouts at a sport on TV, hes showing his passion for the sport. When I shout at a video game, i'm an 'angry nerd'
Imagine how the sex dolls in the Toy Story universe feel
Masturbating deaf men must be among the most paranoid person alive
The worst thing about 'Suicide Squad' will be the influx of people thinking Harley Quinn and the Joker are 'relationship goals.'
If you don't choose to have a kid,you are at the end of a 4 billion year old chemical process that finally just said "screw it".
...than you are now.

[Saucy Dub]

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Kamiyé]

If two vegans have an argument, is it still called a beef?

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Publicado originalmente por Propain:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I see I am not the only stroke victim.