Dragon blood tree guitar

[Sparky mark phillips]

Dracaena cinnabari, the Socotra dragon tree or dragon blood tree, is a dragon tree native to the Socotra archipelago part of Yemen in the Arabian Sea, anyone feel like going on an adventure to get me this magical wood so i can build a dragon blood tree guitar, this will be a grand quest of epic proportions, and any true hero would embark on this grand quest simply out of the good of his his/her heart, you will be forever revered by me as a god among mortals and i will build you a sweet shrine that i will regularly sacrifice your chosen offering to. :P

[C4Warr10r]

I wish more people would offer quests in real life, this sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I could quit my job, buy a seaworthy vessel, and sail to Socotra whilst evading and battling pirates in the Arabian Sea. Upon landfall, I'd have to trade for supplies, and possibly rummage through people's houses looking for loot. Then, on to collect the precious Dragon Blood Tree, securing it for the return voyage and fighting through pirates again.

Unfortunately, no true hero, or even a decent person, or even a sort-of okay person would willingly defile a World Heritage Site, so I'm afraid I have to decline. However, I did travel the vast and deep internet to bring you good news: You can just order the wood you need for about $200.00. You can get the infant trees for about 60, and you can get the seeds for as little as $2.95.

[😼Studio Cat😼]

You want someone to deface a world treasure so you can make a guitar from the crap would cuts and unpaid expert would bring you.

Fine. But I need to see dollars, and they start in the 5 digits American, and go up from there. Plus round trip tickets, shipping, money for pay offs, and paying and cleaners from accidents.

Just buy and old Fender. It is cheaper and will give you better sound.

[Sparky mark phillips]

Originally posted by C4Warr10r:

I wish more people would offer quests in real life, this sounds like it would be a lot of fun. I could quit my job, buy a seaworthy vessel, and sail to Socotra whilst evading and battling pirates in the Arabian Sea. Upon landfall, I'd have to trade for supplies, and possibly rummage through people's houses looking for loot. Then, on to collect the precious Dragon Blood Tree, securing it for the return voyage and fighting through pirates again.

Unfortunately, no true hero, or even a decent person, or even a sort-of okay person would willingly defile a World Heritage Site, so I'm afraid I have to decline. However, I did travel the vast and deep internet to bring you good news: You can just order the wood you need for about $200.00. You can get the infant trees for about 60, and you can get the seeds for as little as $2.95.

maybe it could be like pokemon go, where you go on quests for the locals for a gold coin, fetch me some milk from the shops for a gold coin reward, or confront the homeless trolls under the bridge and convince them to move to the abandoned mansion of squatting, so many possibilities, thanks for looking up the info she will be a mighty axe, now i just need to learn how to build a guitar from scratch. hooray :)

[Sparky mark phillips]

Originally posted by 🅱️oris the 🅱️lade🔪:

You want someone to deface a world treasure so you can make a guitar from the crap would cuts and unpaid expert would bring you.

Fine. But I need to see dollars, and they start in the 5 digits American, and go up from there. Plus round trip tickets, shipping, money for pay offs, and paying and cleaners from accidents.

Just buy and old Fender. It is cheaper and will give you better sound.

noted, you must be of the lumberjack class, blasphemy no fender can compare to the power of dragon blood wood.

[Bluemenkranz]

Originally posted by loki13844:

Dracaena cinnabari, the Socotra dragon tree or dragon blood tree, is a dragon tree native to the Socotra archipelago part of Yemen in the Arabian Sea, anyone feel like going on an adventure to get me this magical wood so i can build a dragon blood tree guitar, this will be a grand quest of epic proportions, and any true hero would embark on this grand quest simply out of the good of his his/her heart, you will be forever revered by me as a god among mortals and i will build you a sweet shrine that i will regularly sacrifice your chosen offering to. :P

Remember to slay the dragon on the way back, its dog keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my lawn

[😼Studio Cat😼]

Originally posted by loki13844:

Originally posted by 🅱️oris the 🅱️lade🔪:

You want someone to deface a world treasure so you can make a guitar from the crap would cuts and unpaid expert would bring you.

Fine. But I need to see dollars, and they start in the 5 digits American, and go up from there. Plus round trip tickets, shipping, money for pay offs, and paying and cleaners from accidents.

Just buy and old Fender. It is cheaper and will give you better sound.

noted, you must be of the lumberjack class, blasphemy no fender can compare to the power of dragon blood wood.

I did some log cutting in my youth. I have skills with a chainsaw (How else can you harvels wood from a dragon) and know the signs of a solid cut and plank.

Drop your number, and I get to finally be an international criminal for something meaningless. It is on my bucket list.

[Sparky mark phillips]

Originally posted by 🅱️oris the 🅱️lade🔪:

Originally posted by loki13844:

noted, you must be of the lumberjack class, blasphemy no fender can compare to the power of dragon blood wood.

I did some log cutting in my youth. I have skills with a chainsaw (How else can you harvels wood from a dragon) and know the signs of a solid cut and plank.

Drop your number, and I get to finally be an international criminal for something meaningless. It is on my bucket list.

you can go to jail for getting wood.