Anyone know some funny jokes?

[Carlos Chircop]

Can't think of one...Share some pls

[TheAnonymousGoat]

Цитата допису zakdfrancis:

Цитата допису TheAnonymousGoat:

Socialisation, hahahaha

Ok heres a really good joke:
What is black and white and red all over A penguin with a knife in its back

I thought it was a nun with multiple stab wounds...

Or that

[sick duck]

why did thespy cross the road? (teehee) because (hoohoohoo) he never really was on your side!
ehehehehehehhehehehhehehe

[SlyMeerkat]

So this dyslexic man walks in to a bra XD

[mikO]

Цитата допису Iron Maiden:

Can't think of one...Share some pls

Knock Knock you: who's there. me mHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[sick duck]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzaMs5iaX7w

[계산 중]

Цитата допису chiefputsi:

taken from:

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

woooooow

people actually think chuck norris jokes are still funny? besides little kids, i mean
is he even relevant anymore?

[Gilmore]

Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A d**k rising to power.

[Soundpulse]

What do you call four black guys walking into a convenience store?
Customers.

[GhoulFool]

He see's the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a ♥♥♥♥♥ willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"

[Carlos Chircop]

coool xD

[Carlos Chircop]

I am not always right...Just never wrong...

[Juke Bredd]

A old man and a young man are at dating sevice. The young man truns to the old man and says: "I married Mrs. Right!"

"So, why are you here, then?" ask the old man, a bit confused.

"Well," says the young man sadly, "I didn't relise her full name was Mrs. ALWAYS Right."

[Midnight Sky ✨🌙✨]

A man is riding a taxi and the driver runs a red. The man asks what the driver is doing and the driver tells him "Don't worry, my brother does this all the time." Soon afterward, the driver stops at a green light. Again, the man asks the driver what he's doing and the driver tells him "Well, you never know when my brother is driving by."

[Eludium]

What is the similarity between an elephant and a zebra? Both have trunks, except the zebra.

[Eludium]

Цитата допису Mr. Gency:

A man is riding a taxi and the driver runs a red. The man asks what the driver is doing and the driver tells him "Don't worry, my brother does this all the time." Soon afterward, the driver stops at a green light. Again, the man asks the driver what he's doing and the driver tells him "Well, you never know when my brother is driving by."

LOL That's a good one X'DDD