Anyone know some funny jokes?

[Carlos Chircop]

Can't think of one...Share some pls

[bronze age pervert]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W73IRm9x1qo

is funny russian joke.

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Here, http://steamcommunity.com/comment/ForumTopic/formattinghelp

[RegionalDialect]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Iron Maiden:

How do you do that spoilers thing?

[ s p o i l e r ] alsefbtlanfonmoyiadaoieoawem [ / s p o i l e r ]

Without all the spaces of course

[Carlos Chircop]

aajfhajhsjfhajha asss

[Carlos Chircop]

=D

[Littlefoot]

Why did Ozzy in The Land Before Time 2 not realise that his species is an omnivore?

Because he had EGGS on his mind

I know, it's not funny. I just suck at coming up with jokes.

[Flowernose]

If ozzy osbourne is in land before time 2 im watching it! i dont care what its about im watching it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Littlefoot]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Hersenschim:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Littlefoot (NOT selling Conga):

Why did Ozzy in The Land Before Time 2 not realise that his species is an omnivore?

Because he had EGGS on his mind

I know, it's not funny. I just suck at coming up with jokes.

ozzy? like ozzy osbourne?

he was in that movie? :D

No, i meant THIS Ozzy (The Struthiomimus):
http://landbeforetime.wikia.com/wiki/Ozzy_%26_Strut

[Flowernose]

How much ammo can a energy pistol hold? A PHEW

[Gilmore]

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.

They're usually around 90 degrees.

[Carlos Chircop]

xD

[Gilmore]

"just fancy that!" exclaimed a proud mother after reading a letter from her son in the army. "They've promoted our Herbert for being the only one who had the nerve to hit that tough top sergeant. They've made herbert a court marshal!"

[df_tomi]

:D

[presto668]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[Gilmore]

Barber: "You say you've been here before? i dont remember your face." Customer: I don't doubt that. It's healed now!"