McDonalds Japanese translation?

[Zeyo]

I found these old creepy McDonalds commercials on Youtube, but I honestly have no idea even remotely what they might be saying. There are some skits including Ol' McDonald spying on some teenage girl talking on her cell phone from under her bed, but that's not really the part that I want to find someone to translate. Is anyone able to decipher the satanic sounding jingle at the end of each commercial? I'll post a few examples I found on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4ZkKuClf8

[APerfectCircle]

Sorry I can't help. Are these official adverts? They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creepy, and I'm glad I didn't stumble upon your thread at night

[Chopstickdaddy]

Those ads are either fake or really low budget.

It's probably both.

[TheAnonymousGoat]

Are these official?.....

[Zeyo]

To those wondering, I think so. They look fairly old, and Japan is widely known for having really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wierd commercials. It might be easier to tell if we knew what anyone was saying in them though.

[Shasow]

いつでもそこに

There at all times, McDonalds.

Wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[Zeyo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Shasow:

いつでもそこに

There at all times, McDonalds.

Wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

Thanks! That would make a little more sense. I'm not sure about other locations, but according to this http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/content/ukhome/whatmakesmcdonalds/qa/search.html
McDonald's changed their buisiness to start working 24/7 at around the late 80's to early 90's, explaining the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ video quality. Japanese media is usually not afraid to dive into concepts that people anywhere else would be creeped out by, and convert them into humor. So basically this was McDonalds actually making a commercial that the public would find funny and succeeding while also making a statement about their new hours.

[APerfectCircle]

If we had ads like this I might actually watch TV

[Zeyo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von APerfectCircle:

If we had ads like this I might actually watch TV

I probably would too, however I would fastforward through the shows because there's litterally never anything good on anymore.

[Fork_Q2]

Here's an antidote to that "ad":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Sweden's ad isn't that much better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WGzTJlXCw

[bronze age pervert]

I see why they changed the mascot now.

[Bad Aim]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Fork_Q:

Here's an antidote to that "ad":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Sweden's ad isn't that much better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WGzTJlXCw

I really like the Sweden one... I do not get the sexy Ronald one.

[Zeyo]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Amanda Jones:

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Fork_Q:

Here's an antidote to that "ad":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

Sweden's ad isn't that much better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WGzTJlXCw

I really like the Sweden one... I do not get the sexy Ronald one.

They want people to buy and ♥♥♥♥ the burger.

[Marsquatch]

I'm lonely. How do I make Ronald senpai stalk me?

[Val]

RAN RAN RUUUUUUU!!! ftw

[Fork_Q2]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von Cabbage Cake:

I'm lonely. How do I make Ronald senpai stalk me?

Steal his disgusting slimy burgers and eat at Burger King (no less disgusting though).