AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOT REAL CHEESE! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[Choccy]

Wtf is wrong with people, american cheese is not real cheese. Have you even looked at the abomination called american 'cheese' slices? It looks like a synthetic yellow square. IDK why people eat them.

Even worse, fast food chains put them in their burgers and shill that plastic as real cheese. Its outrageous. If every cheese in the world goes extinct and only american cheese is left as the only 'cheese', id rather go vegan. The only thing I hate more than vegan food is american cheese, and thats telling something.

There is a fast food joint a few blocks away from my workplace. It didnt sell the best food in the world, but I was serviceable, you know a sandwich to ease those crunch hours pain. I always had a grilled cheese sandwich, with real cheese (I checked), but one day I went to the place, ordered a sandwich and to my horror, saw the guy pull out, AMERICAN CHEESE wtf is wrong with you, why would you ruin something so perfect. I couldnt ask him to cancel my order, because by the time I composed myself the sandwich was already on the grill.

So, I took my order and did a walk of shame back to my office. I opened my package and saw my corrupted sandwich. Oh how perfect you were before the evil corporate tortured, teared and corrupted your soul. I looked at it with pity, the sandwich looked back. I dont speak sandwich but at that point, I felt connected to that sandwich at a spiritual level, I felt its sorrow, all its ups and downs, its memories both good and bad. Suddenly I felt the sandwich's presence, his tortured cries echoing in my skull, as if asking me to end his suffering. I didnt want to do it, but I had no other choice, I cant leave the sandwich to suffer, not like this. The universe choose me for this, this is my destiny, to save its poor soul from an eternity of torment. I had to do it.

Teary eyed, I bit into the sandwich, begging him for forgiveness on behalf of humanity for what we have done to it. The taste of american cheese hit my tongue, the neurons in my brain fired up, my body wanted to reject that abomination straight away, but I held on. I swallowed. A burning pain erupted all along me esophagus, my stomach rumbled and grumbled, my stomach acid boiling like the lava from the deepest pits of hell, but I held on. My stomach twisted and turned, as If it wanted to punish me for my insolence. How could I have done such act? What was it thinking? It asked. But I knew, I deserved it. I bought that sandwich to such existence, and I alone shall end it. I will not let the sandwich suffer with american cheese as its heart. Hours of grueling pain late, it was done. I have repented for my sins. But Iam not done yet. I must keep such barbarity from happening.

It the collective fault of all the humanity which have allowed american cheese to fester and grow in out world. I call out to each and every one of you. Join my crusade against the heretic american cheese masquerading as real cheese. Boycott it, spread awareness among your friends and family. Do not let this heresy grow any further.

WE. MUST. STOP. AMERICAN. CHEESE.

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Your_White_Knight eredeti hozzászólása:

Choccy eredeti hozzászólása:

AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOT REAL CHEESE! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Wtf is wrong with people, american cheese is not real cheese. Have you even looked at the abomination called american 'cheese' slices? It looks like a synthetic yellow square. IDK why people eat them.

Even worse, fast food chains put them in their burgers and shill that plastic as real cheese. Its outrageous. If every cheese in the world goes extinct and only american cheese is left as the only 'cheese', id rather go vegan. The only thing I hate more than vegan food is american cheese, and thats telling something.

There is a fast food joint a few blocks away from my workplace. It didnt sell the best food in the world, but I was serviceable, you know a sandwich to ease those crunch hours pain. I always had a grilled cheese sandwich, with real cheese (I checked), but one day I went to the place, ordered a sandwich and to my horror, saw the guy pull out, AMERICAN CHEESE wtf is wrong with you, why would you ruin something so perfect. I couldnt ask him to cancel my order, because by the time I composed myself the sandwich was already on the grill.

So, I took my order and did a walk of shame back to my office. I opened my package and saw my corrupted sandwich. Oh how perfect you were before the evil corporate tortured, teared and corrupted your soul. I looked at it with pity, the sandwich looked back. I dont speak sandwich but at that point, I felt connected to that sandwich at a spiritual level, I felt its sorrow, all its ups and downs, its memories both good and bad. Suddenly I felt the sandwich's presence, his tortured cries echoing in my skull, as if asking me to end his suffering. I didnt want to do it, but I had no other choice, I cant leave the sandwich to suffer, not like this. The universe choose me for this, this is my destiny, to save its poor soul from an eternity of torment. I had to do it.

Teary eyed, I bit into the sandwich, begging him for forgiveness on behalf of humanity for what we have done to it. The taste of american cheese hit my tongue, the neurons in my brain fired up, my body wanted to reject that abomination straight away, but I held on. I swallowed. A burning pain erupted all along me esophagus, my stomach rumbled and grumbled, my stomach acid boiling like the lava from the deepest pits of hell, but I held on. My stomach twisted and turned, as If it wanted to punish me for my insolence. How could I have done such act? What was it thinking? It asked. But I knew, I deserved it. I bought that sandwich to such existence, and I alone shall end it. I will not let the sandwich suffer with american cheese as its heart. Hours of grueling pain late, it was done. I have repented for my sins. But Iam not done yet. I must keep such barbarity from happening.

It the collective fault of all the humanity which have allowed american cheese to fester and grow in out world. I call out to each and every one of you. Join my crusade against the heretic american cheese masquerading as real cheese. Boycott it, spread awareness among your friends and family. Do not let this heresy grow any further.

WE. MUST. STOP. AMERICAN. CHEESE.

I don't even... :lunar2019deadpanpig:

Stop with all the American hate...

To be fair they are technically correct. Something about modified milk ingredients or something means they have to call it things like "process cheese product". It's still fine on burgers. Eating it by itself is pretty nasty but that isn't what it's meant for.

[$2 Hero]

Leave cheese alone!

[Choccy]

Your_White_Knight eredeti hozzászólása:

Choccy eredeti hozzászólása:

AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOT REAL CHEESE! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Wtf is wrong with people, american cheese is not real cheese. Have you even looked at the abomination called american 'cheese' slices? It looks like a synthetic yellow square. IDK why people eat them.

Even worse, fast food chains put them in their burgers and shill that plastic as real cheese. Its outrageous. If every cheese in the world goes extinct and only american cheese is left as the only 'cheese', id rather go vegan. The only thing I hate more than vegan food is american cheese, and thats telling something.

There is a fast food joint a few blocks away from my workplace. It didnt sell the best food in the world, but I was serviceable, you know a sandwich to ease those crunch hours pain. I always had a grilled cheese sandwich, with real cheese (I checked), but one day I went to the place, ordered a sandwich and to my horror, saw the guy pull out, AMERICAN CHEESE wtf is wrong with you, why would you ruin something so perfect. I couldnt ask him to cancel my order, because by the time I composed myself the sandwich was already on the grill.

So, I took my order and did a walk of shame back to my office. I opened my package and saw my corrupted sandwich. Oh how perfect you were before the evil corporate tortured, teared and corrupted your soul. I looked at it with pity, the sandwich looked back. I dont speak sandwich but at that point, I felt connected to that sandwich at a spiritual level, I felt its sorrow, all its ups and downs, its memories both good and bad. Suddenly I felt the sandwich's presence, his tortured cries echoing in my skull, as if asking me to end his suffering. I didnt want to do it, but I had no other choice, I cant leave the sandwich to suffer, not like this. The universe choose me for this, this is my destiny, to save its poor soul from an eternity of torment. I had to do it.

Teary eyed, I bit into the sandwich, begging him for forgiveness on behalf of humanity for what we have done to it. The taste of american cheese hit my tongue, the neurons in my brain fired up, my body wanted to reject that abomination straight away, but I held on. I swallowed. A burning pain erupted all along me esophagus, my stomach rumbled and grumbled, my stomach acid boiling like the lava from the deepest pits of hell, but I held on. My stomach twisted and turned, as If it wanted to punish me for my insolence. How could I have done such act? What was it thinking? It asked. But I knew, I deserved it. I bought that sandwich to such existence, and I alone shall end it. I will not let the sandwich suffer with american cheese as its heart. Hours of grueling pain late, it was done. I have repented for my sins. But Iam not done yet. I must keep such barbarity from happening.

It the collective fault of all the humanity which have allowed american cheese to fester and grow in out world. I call out to each and every one of you. Join my crusade against the heretic american cheese masquerading as real cheese. Boycott it, spread awareness among your friends and family. Do not let this heresy grow any further.

WE. MUST. STOP. AMERICAN. CHEESE.

I don't even... :lunar2019deadpanpig:

Stop with all the American hate...

I will not stand by and watch while my beloved cheese gets impersonated by a soul less phony.

[Acetyl]

I buy my American cheeze fluoridated and brominated, fr helthy bairn. :DDDD
tho i hv barn dammij... ~{;^(((

[Hammer Of Evil]

i think simulated cheese is good.

it always annoys me how mustard and its derivatives, when sauced taste 10x more cheesy with almost 0% of the fats/cholesterols present inside cheese.

[Acetyl]

Kraft singles:
CHEDDAR CHEESE (CULTURED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), SKIM MILK, MILKFAT, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WHEY, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SALT, LACTIC ACID, MILK, ANNATTO AND PAPRIKA EXTRACT (COLOR), NATAMYCIN (A NATURAL MOLD INHIBITOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE, VITAMIN D3.

Could be worse I guess. Modified food starch is probably corn or wheat, which means GMO, glyphosate, and atrazine. The milk itself is from factory farmed cows who are eating the same grains, not getting adequate sunlight and exercise, etc.

Great Value singles:
AMERICAN CHEESE (PASTEURIZED MILK; CHEESE CULTURE, SALT, ENZYMES), SKIM MILK, CREAM, WHEY, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF APO CAROTENAL AND BETA CAROTENE (COLOR), CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, CITRIC ACID, DAIRY PRODUCT SOLIDS, LACTIC ACID, POTASSIUM CITRATE, SALT, SODIUM CITRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVE), VITAMIN D3.

Much the same.

Velveeta:
WHEY, MILK, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, CANOLA OIL, SODIUM CITRATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF GELATIN, SALT, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, LACTIC ACID, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, MILKFAT, CHEESE CULTURE, PAPRIKA EXTRACT AND ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, NATURAL FLAVOR, VITAMIN A PALMITATE.

Same and worse. Canola oil, bad for you, likely GMO, full of herbicides and pesticides, hot pressed, rancid seed oil.

Maybe some processing particularities which are relevant, don't know. Supposedly some cheese in China was found to have plastic polymers. Melts a lot like plastic.

[Samurai]

American cheese is what's found on a guys penis when he hasn't washed it for year or two.

[Netaris]

Excalibur eredeti hozzászólása:

American cheese is what's found on a guys penis when he hasn't washed it for year or two.

The very joke I wanted to make since the beginning of the thread but refrained to. I hope you're proud of yourself, uh ? ^^

[Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew]

lala?

[ʟǟֆȶʟɨʋɨռɢքօɛȶ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdlF-G6kl0

[Samurai]

Ad Victoriam ! eredeti hozzászólása:

Excalibur eredeti hozzászólása:

American cheese is what's found on a guys penis when he hasn't washed it for year or two.

The very joke I wanted to make since the beginning of the thread but refrained to. I hope you're proud of yourself, uh ? ^^

Its not a joke. Its factual.