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"Martha"
*mic drop*
I get on a train, he will never catch me.
Mr. Incredible. Fat and not too bright. Good heart though - in all the right places.
if I am hunted.. I aquire a weapon and go fight back.. taking them out.. without killing them if possible.. but some painfull kicks when they are down to vent the anoyance of them even attempting to get me may happen..
but a few juiced up tasers... a nice crosbow.. an airgun.. and some teargass as well as some illigal firework pipebombs (much easier to procure as that firework can be
bought in belgium or poland... and no border control since eu)
and for protection the army dump has nice bulletproof vests helmets etc.. perhaps even facemasks..
must be enough to take out a hunter..
He's way too apathetic to be a threat, and if he does somehow get motivated, SpongeBob will inevitably ruin it for him.
So I guess I survive by making it as funny as possible. I go take a nap on a lawn chair in the front yard to make it easy for him, and then whenever everything goes silent, I sit up and look around suspiciously for two or three seconds then go back to sleep.
I would survive by letting them in and offering some coffee.
Poisoned, of course.
I just get him exposed to the government and Bam!
I have 5 million. I buy a boat and go for 1 week vacation with food in it. Nothing they can do now.