Another life pro tip for finding divorced females

[Vault Hunter 101]

Go to facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses, you can filter by size btw

[Morkonan]

Are you an online predator?

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

brilliant

[S73v3NH4wk1n9]

Originally posted by Morkonan:

Are you an online predator?

kek

[AdahnGorion]

But now for a much harder question.
How do we find divorced males?

[Vault Hunter 101]

Originally posted by Darkie:

But now for a much harder question.
How do we find divorced males?

Haven't found a reliable tip for that yet :(

[Morkonan]

Originally posted by Darkie:

But now for a much harder question.
How do we find divorced males?

A ring-shaped absence of tanning on their ring-finger.

Any middle-aged bar patron that regularly stays at the bar until closing time is a good candidate.

A real "Pro-Tip" - A man wearing a wedding-ring at a bar/nighclub is more likely to be mobbed by females looking for a one-night stand than if they weren't wearing a wedding-ring... (Low risk of attachment, fully "trained," mature, etc..)

[S73v3NH4wk1n9]

Originally posted by Darkie:

But now for a much harder question.
How do we find divorced males?

Men only dating apps ;3

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I'm alcohol intolerant so what place other than a bar should I wait for someone to find me?

[Rio]

But why would you want to find recently divorced people? They haven't probably even had time to think over everything. Or they might be people they don't care about love, just having wedding after wedding.

Plus they may have a lot of court dates to attend from the fallout. And the kids might be really uncool with a step parent so quickly after the real parent not being in the household any longer.

[nightnight]

but…why??

[aka]

Originally posted by Vault Hunter 101:

Go to facebook marketplace and search for wedding dresses, you can filter by size btw

LMAO

Ok but why a divorced woman ? Just for the fun or raising other dudes kids maybe? or cellulite fetish ? Any single reason would answer my curiosity haha

its like "tricks on how to find a a half full bottle of Cola" ?

I think I'll stick to Orientation day at University.

[xAlphaStarOmegax]

Preying on divorced vulnerable women... check. :/

[Judgmental Amaterasu]

Originally posted by xAlphaStarOmegax:

Preying on divorced vulnerable women... check. :/

The basis for most of OPs "jokes" are on this level of cringe.

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by xAlphaStarOmegax:

Preying on divorced vulnerable women... check. :/

You do realize that most divorces are initiated by the woman, yes? Besides, it's her body, her choice. If she wants a temporary, rebound relationship, that's her decision.

[Putinginamo]

This might be a stepping stone for a new cult