The Imprecise Teleportation Device

[Enterprofilenamehere]

You have a teleportation device that can only be set to teleport you to a random location in any country you choose. Whatever happens, it will always be bad.

I'll give a country, and then the next person can say where in that country I end up, what bad consequence happens, and then give a new country for the next person and so on. be as creative as you want.

For example, someone could give the country of Canada, and then the next person could comment:
"You land in a remote part of the Yukon far away from civilization, and eventually die of starvation. New country: UK"


First country:
Spain

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Messaggio originale di Affronter:

Messaggio originale di Devsman:

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Next country: Egypt

Your rectum is gorged by landing on top of a pyramid.

Next country: Australia

All the pyramids have lost their tops due to wear of time and are now flat.

[Devsman]

Messaggio originale di Rumpelcrutchskin:

Messaggio originale di Affronter:

Your rectum is gorged by landing on top of a pyramid.

Next country: Australia

All the pyramids have lost their tops due to wear of time and are now flat.

Oh, just keep making it worse why don't ya

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Messaggio originale di Lustrous Spirit:

Messaggio originale di Affronter:

Your rectum is gorged by landing on top of a pyramid.

Next country: Australia

Hagrids pet giant spider comes to give you a friendly flying hello!

Next country - Greenland

You materialize in one of those rivers of water on glaciers that plunge deep into the glaciers. You think you are going to die, only to discover an abandoned secret civilization of aliens that had been studying humanity, but they left relatively recently, taking all their communication devices with them.

You survive for years on their abandoned alien food stores, unable to find a way back to the surface. Going insane... you eventually decide to jump back into the river of water to see if there is anything else further downstream, but it is just a tube of ice over a hundred kilometres long full of ice-cold water that eventually leads to an outlet hundreds of metres below the surface of the ice-cold northern Atlantic ocean...


Next country: North Korea

[Candyy]

So basically nebby from pokemon Sun and Moon anime

[steven1mac]

You teleport next to North Korea's nuclear testing facility, the last thing you see is a flash of light.

Next Country: Argentina

[Enterprofilenamehere]

You spawn in the middle of a soccer stadium. Argentina was just defeated by Brazil 1-0 on a controversial penalty kick, so there is a riot going on. You get mistakenly identified as a rioter and spend several days in jail.

Next country: India