Are coffins comfortable?

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Want get ready in advance since you know we all die eventually, could be today maybe in a few minutes who knows.

I want to get one in case I log off the server forever but also I want to use it as a bed while I'm alive.

Are they big enough for my plushies? So far they are four, a small dog almost as old as I, a Buizel and an Opossum and a Coyote (they are dating).

The bigger ones are the opossum and the coyote, probably 20/25cm each so they are the ones I would struggle more to get in the coffin with me.

[Bluepumpkinplayer]

I'm sure they will fit i mean they are plushies so they can be squashed a bit to snuggle perfectly in your new personal life transitioning adobe.

[steven1mac]

Buy a coffin built for a large person, to give you extra room. The padding is stiff and is intended for show, so you will have to replace it with something more comfortable. The new padding will be thicker as well, more reason to buy a coffin built for a robust person.

[sleeps]

because the way they make

wait... aint you ask why coffin is expensive?

i could be wrong. nvm... i think it because it was masterfully crafted to rest the dead.

some group of people against that and instead just cover them inside some big clothes and put them underground. and let the body decompose and stuff. because they are dead

back to question. is it conformable? well. yes. it's big. but... you are... dead. so...

[Electric Cupcake]

I've heard that the mortician industry hates it when people misuse the word "coffin," and prefers people use the correct "casket."

[Bluepumpkinplayer]

Messaggio originale di Electric Cupcake:

I've heard that the mortician industry hates it when people misuse the word "coffin" and prefer people use the correct "casket."

Yes coffin sounds so morbid, Casket sounds quite light and fluffy like a basket. A more positive upbeat.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

I'll let you know when I lay in one.

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Won't you have air shortage inside that thing even without the lid?

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Messaggio originale di 🌸 Wraith 🌸:

Won't you have air shortage inside that thing even without the lid?

Never thought of that, maybe a few vents or an electric fan pointing at me could do the trick

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Messaggio originale di UberFiend:

Messaggio originale di Yabin Koyōte ( ꈍwꈍ):

Are they big enough for my plushies?

Depends if you want an open casket or not.

Since I'm at the northern hemisphere and we are in summer at the times being, yea open casket but also a closed one once Winter arrives

[Bluepumpkinplayer]

Messaggio originale di Yabin Koyōte ( ꈍwꈍ):

Messaggio originale di UberFiend:

Depends if you want an open casket or not.

Since I'm at the northern hemisphere and we are in summer at the times being, yea open casket but also a closed one once Winter arrives

You'll need a temperature sensor installed to open/close the lid automatically. Maybe a solar panel so the sensor can run indefinitely

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Learn craftsmanship and make your own. It will have what you want and probably cost a lot less. Plus woodworking skills translate well. Build a deck, fix a fence…I’ve turned into Hank Hill haven’t I?

[Professor]

Are we really going to feel the comfort-ability, does it really matter once we perish? Who see's or feels anything once we are no longer living?

[Yavin Shikanoko]

Messaggio originale di Professor:

Are we really going to feel the comfort-ability, does it really matter once we perish? Who feels anything once we are no longer living?

I want to use it while I'm alive

[Professor]

Messaggio originale di Yabin Koyōte ( ꈍwꈍ):

I want to use it while I'm alive

It is totally acceptable to make arrangements whilst still living, in preparation for our own demise. It gives us a level of comfort-ability that is just for the living but will certainly not make a difference once we are gone.

[Bluepumpkinplayer]

Messaggio originale di Yabin Koyōte ( ꈍwꈍ):

Messaggio originale di Professor:

Are we really going to feel the comfort-ability, does it really matter once we perish? Who feels anything once we are no longer living?

I want to use it while I'm alive

If by chance your plushies don't fit, can i have them?