Funny Steam Conversations

[xymox]

What are some of your funny Steam conversations? If it's voice chat, transcribe it here, and if it's just messages, then copy and paste or type it all out by hand.

I'll start it.

4:58 PM - JёЬцs: cancer
4:58 PM - Spookmosphere_: ebola
4:58 PM - JёЬцs: africa
4:58 PM - Spookmosphere_: mexico
4:58 PM - JёЬцs: gross
4:58 PM - Spookmosphere_: you

[All The Doctors Hate Me]

Putt-Putt in my Butt-Butt please: I'm watching The Munsters from the 1960's. Happy halloween my ♥♥♥♥♥
All The Doctors Hate Me: that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing
All The Doctors Hate Me: happy halloween

[Nomo]

nintendokid228: you are a lady of the night
Cookie~♥: Cool
Cookie~♥: I always knew I was a vampire
nintendokid228: ♥♥♥♥
nintendokid228: then you are a vampire prostitute
Cookie~♥: Good enough

[Nomo]

Messaggio originale di Fusion:

how much money

£12.50

[Nomo]

Messaggio originale di Fusion:

per customer? thats over minimum wage at least

Per second. How else am I going to afford all those custom made gothic dresses?

[76561198321933784]

First define "funny". What is funny? Don't use a dictionary. Scan your brain to find the answer, or make one of your own with your current knowledge and your ability to apply reason.

Does funny = stupid?
Does stupid = funny?
That looks like the same question. Maybe it isn't.
Can I make up my own "Steam Conversation" or does it have to have really happened?
If I make up a "Steam Conversation" and then have it with myself with my Steam Accounts in the future, does it count?
If I predict that a certain conversation is going to happen and it does, in fact, happen exactly as I predicted some time in the future (because the conversation does exist in the currents of time, in which past/present/future are the same thing, if it is the case that it happens)?

[Luci]

Hello

[Myrmicon]

Everything with me and certain other people in VC becomes a meme for at least a week in with these people and me. No one else gets the jokes, but that's fine.

This weeks classics:

-Bloodred
-Bloodorange
-"When i look in your eyes.. I see... Bloodred!"
-"Oh look the Stars are falling out of the sky, looks... Bloodred!"
-"EAT!"
-"Don't Grab me!"
-"Stop throwing me!"

And too much offensive stuff i cannot post. With a lot of swears. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ @€&#%#!