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Do that with a waffle!
Waffle recipes usually contain a bit more butter or oil than pancakes - that's what gives you the slightly airier, fluffy yet crisp waffle texture.
That said...
Waffles are the best!
Or dutch babies.
Scientists said so.
Flat little bastards that can't hold syrup, huh? Are you some kind of savage who eats pancakes with a fork? No, you talk about eating in a rush, and yet you still have time to go and grab the silverware. Even if you're a barbarian using utensils on his breakfast food of choice, pancakes come out on top in the syrup storage contest due to being far more porous and capable of therefore containing the syrup withing the very structure of the food itself, a manner that allows the flavor to soak into the essence of the pancake itself in very short order instead of sitting shallowly on the surface. Toaster pancakes don't exist, you say? I spit southwards in your general direction, knave, for who would stoop so low as to purchase pre-made industrial foods like the disgusting toaster waffle, packed with all kinds of chemical nonsense? Do you know how you reheat pancakes in the toaster? You just freeze your leftovers and pop them on in there! Authentic homemade toaster pancakes, outshining the soulless industrial toaster waffle.
Why, in your entire second paragraph, you fall victim yet again to the notion that any food not prepared by your (or your grandma's, of course) hand is worthy of being consumed by the superior man that is your own self! Complaints about the price? Any mere restaurant food will be inherently more expensive than a homemade alternative due to the cost of the labor used to produce the food. And when it comes to making homemade pancakes, you need far less initial investment than you need for waffles as you don't need a specialized tool to prepare the delicious treats; the pancake is prepared using the same equipment as a large portion of the rest of your food, which is therefore cleaned more often and doesn't sit in a cabinet collecting dust. McDonalds calls their pancakes hotcakes to kowtow to the superior homemade pancake, which they know they could never rival in their wildest dreams.
I must now admit that both the waffle cone and the waffle fry are superior to their alternatives. This, however, speaks to the superiority of the pancake as a specialized breakfast food. The phrase "jack of all trades, master of none" comes to mind regarding the waffle in these respects. You cannot adapt the highly perfected nature of the pancake as a breakfast food to other realms. And when it comes to potatoes, mashed is the only way truly worth consuming.
Have you seriously never heard of the verb "to waffle"? The waffle is so horrid that it was turned into a verb to be able to insult people with. The verb form of pancake merely describes an impact along the horizontal plane. A bit rough, perhaps, but nothing as crude as your waffling on about the waffle. I have never heard of anyone insulting a female (or male, for that matter) with the word "pancake", although it sounds like it would be more of a compliment about her slenderness, whereas calling a woman a waffle would imply that she's all lumpy. I would rather be called a pancake any day of the week.
I'm not even going to bother proofreading this one, either.
https://www.lackadaisy.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=398
I was going to give you this waffle
But then i was like
(>'#'<)
I'm hungry
(>'-'<)
So I ate it.
(><)
While I don't play wow any longer, I'm still a druid at heart and all druids like waffles. If you don't like waffles the STFU and die, you're not a true druid. (This Is a joke for you whiners that won't get it)