Describe yourself in a limerick.

[O5]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

I'm a compete and utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I also classify myself as a troll
Yeah you don't like me
If not, well suck my d
And yes, i did sell my soul

[Sixtyfivekills]

I waste my precious time
Trying to figure out this rhyme
So I can reply
Before I fly
To play more Devil May Cry

Edit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm terrible even with instructions.

[Wiifanbro]

I always waste my entire life
Trying to do something right
While we scream we want to go
Just hope I can go with the flow
I just realized pants are tight


Oh god, haven’t done a limerick in a while and I still suck at it

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

Originally posted by  Wiifanbro :

I always waste my entire life
Trying to do something right

Is it just me or does that not rhyme? It sounds like it could, but also sounds like it doesn't.

[O5]

Originally posted by  Wiifanbro :

I waste my entire life
Trying to do something right
While we scream we want to go
Just hope I can go with the flow
I just realized pants are tight


Oh god, haven’t done a limerick in a while and I still suck at it

I’ve only ever made one limerick, but I won’t post it as it will help you find my old tumblr account.

[Wiifanbro]

Originally posted by The Ninja Of Music™:

Originally posted by  Wiifanbro :

I always waste my entire life
Trying to do something right

Is it just me or does that not rhyme? It sounds like it could, but also sounds like it doesn't.

It kinda does, I kept pronouncing it for a few times and it does sound like it doesn’t rhyme. Even though they sound the same in the end.

[O5]

Originally posted by MADHEM:

Originally posted by  Wiifanbro :

I waste my entire life
Trying to do something right
While we scream we want to go
Just hope I can go with the flow
I just realized pants are tight


Oh god, haven’t done a limerick in a while and I still suck at it

I’ve only ever made one limerick, but I won’t post it as it will help you find my old tumblr account.

I looked around a bit and it seems I should be safe posting it.

There once was a drunk horse from Dallas,
Who drank his own piss from a chalice,
But he ran off a cliff,
And his body went stiff,
But the corpse was still praised for its phallus.

[TheUnknown]

I am not cool
I act like a fool
I rage at csgo if I get a tie
Then afterwards I ask myself why

[O5]

You know, I’ll just do like Chris-Chan, with like an information overload.
So, to make people not try to find it, here’s my tumblr account.
https://♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.tumblr.com/
This brings back memories. So many cringy memories.

[Fajita Jim]

Don't know quite enough yet
To build a functional jet
My rockets explode
Or tip on the load
I may yet die on this planet I bet

(Dag dan Kerble Space Program GEt OUT of Me HaAED!)

[highfivingbears]

I really can't do limericks
Nor any other fancy poetry tricks
Tell me, "Write a sonnet!"
I'll get right on it.
Something something something lick.

[Busulon]

Black
'n wack
Tall
Don't wanna fall
Just trying to get back.