THIS JUST IN SCIENTISTS TEACH GORILLA IT WILL DIE SOMEDAY!

[DorkyElf]

https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k

I can't believe they actually did it
The gorilla actually knows it's going to die one day
Crazy times we live in right?

[Wortal]

I don't think it's certain that the gorilla hadn't realized this before.
If you constantly show humans pictures of people growing old and dying they might get sad too.

[echelon]

Messaggio originale di Laughing Wrecker:

Ah yes, Onion News Network, the most reliable source in news and entertainment.

In a sea of fake news, only the Onion brings you the truth.

[Echo NO Aim]

Messaggio originale di gugnihr:

Messaggio originale di Echo NO Aim:

Insert [that's the evilest thing i can imagine] -meme.
Teach an animal it will die.
Watch it falling into depression about its inevitable demise.

All human beings know that they will die and a good amount of them don't get depressed. Most of them, even when they have depression issues, don't get depressed because of that. If a gorilla fall into depression because of that it would just demonstrate that a dumb ape has much more common sense and much more sanity in his mind than most of the people out there.

It's quite the opposite of what you said.
If an ape falls into depression because it knows it will die someday isn't really comparable to humans.

[gugnihr]

Messaggio originale di MADHEM:

It’s usually not a sign of sanity either.

It is not only when someone has no valid reason to be depressed.

[Hayter]

The gorilla went into real sadboi hours

[Naedmi]

With an elephant being the most intelligent animal. I wonder if they know what death is.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Messaggio originale di Laughing Wrecker:

With an elephant being the most intelligent animal. I wonder if they know what death is.

They certainly do since they have elephant graveyards where they go to die and often visit the bones of their ancestors.

[O5]

Messaggio originale di Rumpelcrutchskin:

Messaggio originale di Laughing Wrecker:

With an elephant being the most intelligent animal. I wonder if they know what death is.

They certainly do since they have elephant graveyards where they go to die and often visit the bones of their ancestors.

Elephant graveyards are a myth.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Messaggio originale di Number_7_ENG:

Yet they can't teach africans to run farms to feed themselves.

They already evolved past that and learned that all they have to do is hop on the boat to Europe and everything will be provided for them.

[Γαῖα]

Great, not content with causing depression,anxiety and panic in human society, we want to install it in animals. The making them alcoholics and suicide victims in years to come just goes to show how much we have lost our own minds.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Messaggio originale di MADHEM:

Messaggio originale di Rumpelcrutchskin:

They certainly do since they have elephant graveyards where they go to die and often visit the bones of their ancestors.

Elephant graveyards are a myth.

Maybe altough there are areas with lot of elephant bones in same location.
Also the elephant death rituals are real thing, they have been observed visiting the bones of dead elephants and contemplating over them for hours. Also there have been occasions when they bury the freshly dead elephant under bunch of branches and leaves and keep vigil there for days.

[echelon]

Messaggio originale di Γαῖα:

Great, not content with causing depression,anxiety and panic in human society, we want to install it in animals. The making them alcoholics and suicide victims in years to come just goes to show how much we have lost our own minds.

It's okay, scientists are working on it:
https://www.theonion.com/scientists-slowly-reintroducing-small-group-of-normal-1819578704

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

the high speed bus fake news was more funny. xD

[Samwise]

Messaggio originale di Bacon Lover:

Scientists: We need to cure cancer.
Scientists: We need to stop global warming.
Scientists: We need to teach a gorilla it will die one day.
Scientists: We need to stop obesity.

Stopping obesity doesn't need a scientist to figure it out...

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

Messaggio originale di Rumpelcrutchskin:

In before planet of the apes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH5z289aLX4