How would YOU steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula

[Hat Person]

Ok I've been thinking about this too much.

But it would be so easy to actually steal the Krabby Patty Formula if you knew how to manipulate every single character in Spongebob. Tell me how you'd steal it. Either from the perspective of one of the undersea creatures or a human trying to steal the formula

[Corona Varus]

Are we plankton while responding to this? If not then I can just buy one from Mr. Krabs and give it to plankton then ask for the formula after.

[Raccoon.♡]

Originally posted by aqua star:

I shoot everyone with a gun.

its water

[ʟǟֆȶʟɨʋɨռɢքօɛȶ]

zip line attached to my belt harness down from a hatch in the ceiling ducting then maneuvering like a maverick through the lasers until it's mine, all mine

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by RaccoonBiceps:

Originally posted by aqua star:

I shoot everyone with a gun.

its water

Depends on the gun.

https://cedarmillfirearms.com/pages/blog/will-a-gun-fire-after-it-has-been-underwater/

[Kobs]

Question is, why would I ?

[Hat Person]

Originally posted by Corona Varus:

Are we plankton while responding to this? If not then I can just buy one from Mr. Krabs and give it to plankton then ask for the formula after.

in this scenario just imagine you're just like a background fish or just yourself

[ZeroSorrow™]

kill everyone
they cant stop me if they are all dead

[Dracoco OwO]

I will make a contract with Krabbs to make a franchise deal so we would open Krusty Krabs all over the world so he would need to reveal it to me and then we will just respect the deal. ( OR i scam him somehow and patent his formula as mine in his back since we apparently needed a devious way to do it.)

[Naru, Chief Defendestrator]

Cause uncontrollable inflation in the undersea economy by forgiving Boating student debt, and then buy the formula from Mr. Krabs for pennies on the seadollar.

It'd be one whale of a deal!

[Medified]

gun

[Plaid]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by Devsman:

It always bothered me that they call it a formula.

Chemicals have formulas. Food items have recipes.

Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

(OK, I saw this in my feed a few days ago but hadn't actually watched it. It's hilarious!)

"over consumption of soy lecithin can lead to depression"
Soy lecithin is in almost everything in the US now :D

I'm sure that has nothing to do with it!

[RRW359]

Originally posted by Plaid:

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

(OK, I saw this in my feed a few days ago but hadn't actually watched it. It's hilarious!)

"over consumption of soy lecithin can lead to depression"
Soy lecithin is in almost everything in the US now :D

I'm sure that has nothing to do with it!

[Dolphin noises]

[Plaid]

Originally posted by RRW359:

Originally posted by Plaid:

"over consumption of soy lecithin can lead to depression"
Soy lecithin is in almost everything in the US now :D

I'm sure that has nothing to do with it!

[Dolphin noises]

*throws fish*
good boy!

[RRW359]

Originally posted by Plaid:

Originally posted by RRW359:

[Dolphin noises]

*throws fish*
good boy!

I was just making a reference to a [jalopi noises] episode.