How would YOU steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula

[Hat Person]

Ok I've been thinking about this too much.

But it would be so easy to actually steal the Krabby Patty Formula if you knew how to manipulate every single character in Spongebob. Tell me how you'd steal it. Either from the perspective of one of the undersea creatures or a human trying to steal the formula

[aqua star]

I shoot everyone with a gun.

[Blargo]

Compared to crabs & sea sponges, I am a giant.
I'd pick up the restaurant & take it home.

[The Grim Reaper]

I already know the recipe.

[A&A]

I would call the PAYDAY gang

Few seconds later:
Dallas: AHHHHHHHH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!

[permanent name]

Explain the concept of perspective and miniaturized cameras to plankton so he steals it, then feed him to a whale.

[MinionJoe]

The real one?

You'd have to go to Japan.

Because Crabby Patties are made of whale meat.

[nightnight]

I'd hire Agent 47.

[nightnight]

BTW, I feel this is relevant. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU

[MinionJoe]

Messaggio originale di nightnight:

BTW, I feel this is relevant. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU

Yeah, that's where I learned all the secrets.

I was never into Spongebob, but not I really want to go back and watch.

[Devsman]

It always bothered me that they call it a formula.

Chemicals have formulas. Food items have recipes.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

order 1, take it to the squirrel for chemical analysia

[Dutchgamer1982]

I would not.

krabby patties are the size of crumbs to us humans.
and fish tastebuds is not human tastebuds.


plus :
I find that show so anoying.. I would
-toss spongebob and patric in the sahara so they dry out and die.. finally their anoyinh voices of sheer stupidity keep silent..
-fry up the rest of the sentient fish inhabitants,
and serve them up with some fries..
*finally I would toss. mr crabs and that musculair lobster in a pot and boil them to dead for a nice crab&lobster sandwitch.
-that village I would destroy by dresgefing up all buildings that pulverise them in a grinder and burn the remains..
destroying everythimg including that recepy.

leaving alive only pearl and plankton as homeless refugees.

[Devsman]

Messaggio originale di Dutchgamer1982:

I would not.

krabby patties are the size of crumbs to us humans.

No I'm kind of curious how many are made from that fake recipe calling for four heaping pounds of freshly-ground *spoilers*

[RRW359]

I stopped watching it at some point and this feels like something they would have done once they started running out of ideas, but I'd probably work there for a while (Neptune knows they are understaffed), then either quit or get fired. After the city is aware that I once worked there I'll "leak" what the secret formula is. It's going to be something so either controversial or disgusting that people will boycott the Krusty Krab. Eventually Eugene will be forced to say what it really is in order to quell the backlash.

Either that or lock Pearl somewhere for an hour or two until either she/Crabs tells me the formula rather than suffocate due to being a mammal.

[MinionJoe]

Messaggio originale di Devsman:

It always bothered me that they call it a formula.

Chemicals have formulas. Food items have recipes.

Indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

(OK, I saw this in my feed a few days ago but hadn't actually watched it. It's hilarious!)