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its called polygamy
Trust me, I have been to Japan. It's kooky fun but it's also really crowded, a problem exacerbated by extremely clunky social formalities. As I underand it, one must greet a Nippon with a bow to show respect. A second, and deeper bow is required to ensure that respect is shown, followed by a third to make certain their is no misunderstanding about the respect being shown. Finally, a fourth bow is offered to apologize for all the bowing, and a fifth to apologize for wasting time with the apology. Japan has the only culture in the world with a phrase meaning roughly "I am sorry if it pleases you."
They've also got perfectly good mechs just sitting around with nobody to drive them because, presumably, all the pilots are either emo teenage boys who won't get in the *****ing robot (SHINJI!) or hyper-peppy girls that would rather spend time crushing on some loser. The bad kind of crushing, not the giant robot foot kind.
As if all that wasn't busy enough to drive you to distraction, the whole place is just lousy with ninjas. They're everywhere. Narurally, you don't see them because they're ninjas, but they are there, make no mistake. The only one you will ever see is Naruto, whom eventhe Japanese are hard-pressed to define as a ninja. Ninjas do not wear orange jumpsuits and loudly announce that they are ninjas every two minutes. That would be like an assasin who announces himself with the declaration "I am about to assassinate you!" That also happens in Japanese literature, from time to time.
I don't know what all those ninjas are doing, maybe hanging around to fight Malaysian pirates, but they are certainly annoying to tourists. Unlike in other countries, where you can lose or forget something, in Japan it's always the ninjas stealing ****.
The only thing there are more of than ninjas are hard-selling shopkeepers. The Japanese put Moroccan carpet salesmen to shame. You will not get fifty feet ( three Japanese miles) in Tokyo without some shopkeeper attempting to lure you into their store. Don't be shocked by the prices, one Japanese yen is like, a hundreth of a dollar. But also don't buy everything, which they totally try to sell you. Shop wisely, and marvel at how such an advanced nation (again, they have giant robots) can offer such great products at such Mexican costs.
The final and main reason you don't want to be Japanese is because you will never be Japanese to the Japanese. Anyone who tries is automatically turned into some ridiculous sterotype of their home country. Being from the United States, I was required to display the flag everywhere while I scarfed down hamburgers and declared how awesome I was to everyone with my mouth full. That wasn't me, Japan made me do it. It could have been worse, Japanese portray Chinese as monkeys, other races as as similar caricatures, and for some odd reason, Japanese people as white, complete with funny round eyes, but with blue hair.
If you could be Japanese, you might still not want to be because they've got a bit of a Nazi fetish thing going on. I have heard that Japan didn't get the same bad impression of Nazis that the Western world did, so it's not uncommon to see schoolgirls walking down the street in SS uniforms. I don't judge, there are people in the states who think it's cool to have a Rising Sun on their diminutive rice-burners, while in Eastern Asia that's like displaying a baby crucified on a pentagram. In an aklmost Japanese odd turn, there are also people here who think it's okay to identify with a hammer and sickle.
Anyway, Japan is a nice place to visit, but it's probably not somewhere you'd want to live if you're from anywhere but Japan. If you still insist, make sure you at least get the language down, first. I tried my best but I simply cannot speak whole sentences without moving my mouth, thus making me instantly identifiable as a nanban, or southern barbarian. I hope you have better luck if you decide to be Japanese.
your first point is right but if you know it's a roleplay character then just ignore it
most the other ♥♥♥♥ the OP talks about is fine anyway
Did that guy really link Big in Japan by Guano Apes instead of the Alphaville one??? You serious???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU
Totally not trying to teach a lesson here..
*sigh* This thread isn't funny or clever. I use Serbian cuss words all the time, and I indeed used a couple upon seeing the OP, but that don't make me Serbian.
I also like čevapi and rakija.