What's the worst birthday present you've ever received?

[junior_duck]

A piece of paper with the words 'Happy Birthday' was handed to me.
This has to be the most ridiculous birthday present ever.

[earlysunsets2]

Are you sure that wasn't a birthday card?

[Volfogg]

T'was so long ago. One of those... cheap, small, battery charged, barking puppy toys, it broke the same hour I got it due to my clumsiness. The dissapointment was so inmeasureable, it traumatized me to this day.

[junior_duck]

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Are you sure that wasn't a birthday card?

It was only piece of paper with secret box and wrapped gift.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Mark's Work Wearhouse gift cards. It seems like I get them all the time. I can never find anything there that I want to buy and everything they sell is massively overpriced.

[Protomesh]

Dunno about a birthday gift, but for my graduation gift I got a bottle of champagne and a set of wine glasses. I don't drink alcohol. :/

For birthday gifts, the worst I have received is simply just clothes I don't actually like, but wear anyways because it's not like I could wear clothes which I actually do like.

[Yavin Shikanoko]

When I got ghosted after inviting someone, I got pressured by my dad to tell him if I wanted to go with him, his wife and my sister to eat pizza. I got no response from the person I invited, after waiting for so long a being constantly pressured I grabbed the keys and the phone and left the house without saying ♥♥♥♥, airplane mode and went to drive for hours. Worst birthday so far or at least the worst one I can remember.

[Sixtyfivekills]

A $0.99 DVD featuring bunch of public domain cartoons in worst possible quality with worst possible dubbing.

[Volfogg]

Ah, crap. I gave myself PTSD again. Dumb toy dog.

[Daxank]

Nothing... like literally nothing.

Everyone had forgot about my 20th birthday.

I, myself, only realized the next day

[Enterprofilenamehere]

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Nothing... like literally nothing.

Everyone had forgot about my 20th birthday.

I, myself, only realized the next day

I often forget about my own birthday. The only reason I'll be aware of it is because of other people and having to renew my licence plate sticker.

[Triple G]

A couple of gay porn magazines which came per mail and i had to talk to my parents about it, because they opened it. I mean at that time we were all about either gifting useless presents - like a potato, a nut, or some tube which makes a sound if You spin it fast - or something like the magazines - which may or may not have been a revenge action for something similar. I guess we stopped the present thing altogether after it - we´re getting older all the time after all.

[AlienTestosterone]

1 gold bar and grillz

[Terry]

cant remember...................... :(

[【ボス B o s s】]

I was promised a Pony.
I still haven't gotten my Pony!

[Kaylia MoonRaven]

from my *cough* dear mother, used ice cream sticks.