Why does the Yeti have nipples?

[noisyturtle]

A- Everyone knows Yetis don't have nipples, they are one of the few mammals that don't produce milk or nurse their young since they only drink blood.

B- They are covered in fur, so even if yetis DID have nips you would never see them.

C- The artist made a deliberate choice, sat there and weighed their options, and still added nipples to the yeti.

D- THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

E- Have a wonderful holiday!

[Halo]

引用自  KARR™：

Given that Valve didn't make it...

Valve commissioned one of the worst Christmas events in the past 20 years.

They are the client, they accepted it and it is magnificently underwhelming and isn't even up there with Indiegala.

I have submitted my Stickman Christmas 2022 to them, he only has two arms a body and a head, I couldn't be bothered with the legs.

[Chilled Nomi]

YOU EAT BABIES
Oh wait wrong sasquatch variant.

[Weeb Trash]

kinda weird for a platform that ѕhіtѕ the bed when a nip is shown in a game to just bare it all on the front page.
Is steam turning over a new leaf?

[Pscht]

引用自 Weeb Trash：

kinda weird for a platform that ѕhіtѕ the bed when a nip is shown in a game to just bare it all on the front page.
Is steam turning over a new leaf?

There's a difference between male nipples and female-presenting ones, apparently. Ask facebook and post-2018 tumblr.

[Weeb Trash]

引用自 Pscht：

引用自 Weeb Trash：

kinda weird for a platform that ѕhіtѕ the bed when a nip is shown in a game to just bare it all on the front page.
Is steam turning over a new leaf?

There's a difference between male nipples and female-presenting ones, apparently. Ask facebook and post-2018 tumblr.

did you just assume the Yeti's gender?

[Xautos]

i didn't know furry creatures could get really cold with all that fur that traps heat to keep them warm in the cold. strange how such a thing can be possible.

[Candyy]

Maybe becuase of its genetics v:

[Morkonan]

引用自 noisyturtle：

Why does the Yeti have nipples?

You didn't have to post that... My day was going fine. I was having my coffee and was then going to make a quick trip up to the grocery store. I was going to pick up a few things, maybe plan on making something a little special this Christmas Eve. You know, like hot chocolate or something. Anyway, I was looking forward to being able to do that and have a nice relaxing evening, all without knowing that Steam's Yeti has nipples.

Now?

I can't get "Nipple Yeti" out of my brain.

Thanks, OP.

And, Merry Christmas to you and yours. :)

[Kobs]

Better question is why do you have them

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I like Yetis of high caliber.

[Xautos]

quarter of the world is already on the 25th and children in australia are hours away from waking up and picking out their presents from under that tree. Meanwhile parts of America is still waking up on the 24th.

anyway, for those already starting out the 25th, happy trails and for those to come, keep wishing for that which you want the most, even if it means a yeti with add nipples.

[Fosty]

Artist was probably a furry

[Morkonan]

引用自 Pscht：

引用自 Weeb Trash：

kinda weird for a platform that ѕhіtѕ the bed when a nip is shown in a game to just bare it all on the front page.
Is steam turning over a new leaf?

There's a difference between male nipples and female-presenting ones, apparently. Ask facebook and post-2018 tumblr.

Yeah, but...

Those are tactically deployed combat nipples on that Yeti.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Haha, North American Big Monkey go walk past low quality camera.

[Xautos]

引用自 Morkonan：

引用自 Pscht：

There's a difference between male nipples and female-presenting ones, apparently. Ask facebook and post-2018 tumblr.

Yeah, but...

Those are tactically deployed combat nipples on that Yeti.

*puts some old fps pc dvds on them*
at least you got extra locations to put some discs if nothing else.

引用自 Q-T_3.14.exe：

Haha, North American Big Monkey go walk past low quality camera.

A horribly pixelated one by complete coincidence, i'm sure! xD