have you ever drank black coffee and suddenly the taste reminds you of poop?

[rava comeback]

yes, i don't know why but yeah

[76561199099449901]

Nope, and though I luckily haven't ingested any, as far as I know,....I have smelled more than my fair amount of poop, working in both kindergartens and care homes , and it smells nothing like coffee.

But sometimes coffee does suddenly taste awful, even though a few sips ago it was great.

I mean.. we are not supposed to like bitter stuff, are we? That usually means unripe, or downright poisonous.

[Violent Rainbow]

I accidentally drank black coffee once, it was so awful and it just tastes like liquidated burnt toast.

[Captain Morgan]

Only the bad quality Italian blends, ever managed to do that. My coffee always tastes super, even the black one.

[rava comeback]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 8bitbeard:

Maybe somebody pooped in your coffee.

Coffee has a range of taste profiles. I've tasted bold and smoky with chocolate notes. I've had astringent and fruity with high acidity. I've had smooth and mellow with earthy undertones.

Poop is never a note I've detected.

i think the coffee i was drinking was supposed to be mixed with sugar so yeah

[Kobs]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 🄳🄾🄶:

More importantly.


How the hell do you know what ♥♥♥♥ tastes like?

You know now days dildos and stuff, they pretty much go everywhere loll

EDIT: or you were drinking this expensive sh** (literally lol)

Kopi luwak is made from coffee beans plucked from civets' feces. This is bad news for civets. It's the world's most expensive coffee, ($100 to 400 a pound) and it's made from poop. Or rather, it's made from coffee beans that are partially digested and then pooped out by the civet, a catlike creature
Made in India

[Marius]

I quit coffee 2 year ago I think. A couple of weeks ago I had a date, and we were walking outdoors. But before we were ordering drinks, so I ordered a coffee instead of a tea. I was like: ''Yummy.'' It reminded me of better days, lol.

[Arnie Rimsy BSc.SSc.]

No, but I can't really stand coffee without milk and artificial sweetener. I used to use sugar but it's not healthy if you're having it alot. Coffee with milk and no sweetener is where I draw my limit.

[Devsman]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 🄳🄾🄶:

More importantly.


How the hell do you know what ♥♥♥♥ tastes like?

Eh most things taste pretty close to how they smell so if you know the scent of poop, you can probably formulate a pretty good guess of how it tastes.

[Affronter]

Maybe it's because you paid a small fortune for Kopi Luwak a.k.a. 'civet coffee'.

[RetroSimon]

Maybe you are tasting your own breath ? And breath that smells like poop can indicate a serious underlying condition.

[Marius]

Opprinnelig skrevet av RetroSimon:

Maybe you are tasting your own breath ? And breath that smells like poop can indicate a serious underlying condition.

That's a good one.

[Vince ✟]

Bro, you got stank breath. Thats what ALL of this was about? Oh and of course wild cat ♥♥♥♥.

[B✪✪tsy]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 9:

yes, i don't know why but yeah

What does poop taste like?

I personally have a thing with Whiskey, it tastes like cat pee. Never drank cat pee though :P

[Adversary]

Opprinnelig skrevet av 🄳🄾🄶:

More importantly.


How the hell do you know what ♥♥♥♥ tastes like?

Sometimes if you breathe when you ♥♥♥♥, the taste gets in your mouth. But only if you make the mistake of breathing with your mouth open. The sense of smell and taste are conjoined at the hip given how humans evolved, so oddities like that can occur.

[morbin time]

yeah, hate it when my poop tastes like coffee