Best/Funniest/Most Unexpected game quotes

[Mod Sloth]

What game quote(s) stuck with you, made you snort-laugh, or took you totally by surprise?

"When life gives you lemons.... go murder a clown."
- Festus Krex, Skyrim

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

''See you around, like a donut''
-Tenpenny from GTA:SA

[pasa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1gTas7OAA

[saranacX]

"That guy is nuttier than candybar shet!" - Bill, L4D

[Gina]

"I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow to the knee."

I don't think it's the best or the funniest, but I bet it's the one that's quoted the most.

[Blargo]

"Yeah yeah yeah, and Santa Claus shot JFK."

[Jinn-Gon Qui]

Pretty much anything from Max Payne.

[Jinn-Gon Qui]

Originally posted by Polybius:

"That guy is nuttier than candybar shet!" - Bill, L4D

Oh, and "Bull-freaking-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!".

[Radene]

"Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where His holiness does his business, is his business."

[Canny McTin-Face]

"Dominated! ...And I've been shaggin' yer wife! Hahah!"
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/50/Demoman_dominationmedic03.wav

[feytharn]

Beneath a Steel Sky: We're here to serve the community... And shoot people.
Dragon Age Inquisition Dialogue
Dorian: I can't believe you're scared of magic, Sera. It's a gift as mundane to me as your bow to you. Surely you see there's nothing to fear in a properly used tool.
Sera: Tell that to all the "proper" mages wavin' their tools in people's faces!
Dorian: There's an image.
Sera: What about Coryphemus? How many "proper tools" does he have under him?
Varric: (if in party) Not hardly enough, if you ask me.
Sera: And the rebel mages? How many "proper tools" have they raised?
Dorian: That's not-- I don't think I can continue.
Sera: Right, well, I don't care how gifted you are. Don't cram it where it's not wanted.

[Sixtyfivekills]

"What!? You're gonna kill my ♥♥♥♥!? Erm, I'll kill your ♥♥♥♥, how about that huh!?" - Bulletstorm

[L1qu1dator]

Originally posted by Radene:

"Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where His holiness does his business, is his business."

Is it from GTA: SA?

[N-Ding the Rice Farmer™]

Originally posted by L1qu1dator:

Originally posted by Radene:

"Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where His holiness does his business, is his business."

Is it from GTA: SA?

They did say ''Does the pope ♥♥♥♥ in the woods?'' a lot, so wouldn't be surprised.

[saranacX]

Some of the best GTA quotes are by the pedestrians you run by =)

[wenken [ITA]]

“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”