Bill Gates just got divorced

[ambi]

Apparently his net wealth is over $120 billion, according to news articles.

Melinda Gates is going to net herself a nice $60 billion. Hats off to her. She's a true hustler.

[pants]

According to a friend of a friend, in around 1992, Bill Gates scandalously went to a nightclub in Newcastle upon Tyne and wouldnt shut up about computers or Microsoft much to the annoyance of all the young ladies seeing dollar signs and trying to chat him up

Because this thread needed an anecdote.

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

Diposting pertama kali oleh White:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Nah man we just have to play it hard mode. More of the risk higher the bigger the buzz and all that.

no. I'll take my tulpas or boifriends over getting married these days. If you want to support the terrible system, be my guest.

Oh right I just divorce my wife I have been married to for years then to not support the system.

Diposting pertama kali oleh cyberluddite:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Some people are not made to have relationships that is why we have cheap hookers. I would always encourage people to give it a try though. You won't know until you try and all that.

Golden rule back in the day if the Lady buys you a drink she is the one interested. The amount of pass on the buy me a drink women fts. Now you lot just got these new age internet thots, oh well.

New age internet thots are the 21st Century cheap hookers, should we still give them a try?

Yeah try, because zero percent of transmission. You never going to have ♥♥♥ with them. It's more like a stripper than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

The deck is stack against you and? Life is like that in so many ways and not just in love and marriage.

[An Irate Capybara]

The poop water was a bridge too far for Mel-Mel.

[MikeBob2013]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Ambigore:

Bill Gates just got announced that he's getting divorced

There. That's better.

(Inaccuracy in Reporting = 'Fake News')

[Radene]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Diposting pertama kali oleh White:

Just don't get married. The west has done everything possible to make it a bad deal.

Nah man we just have to play it hard mode.

The traditional way? As in, use marriage, to end feuds between rivaling clans that have lasted for generations?

[pants]

Hard mode: marry as many people as possible either sequentially or simultaneously. Highest score at the end of life wins.

[TheUnknown]

Red market time

[Vince ✟]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Crazed Rabbit:

oh nooooooo the love life of billionaires interests me soooo much

Diposting pertama kali oleh Crazed Rabbit:

oh nooooooo the love life of billionaires interests me soooo much

Diposting pertama kali oleh Crazed Rabbit:

oh nooooooo the love life of billionaires interests me soooo much

Diposting pertama kali oleh Crazed Rabbit:

oh nooooooo the love life of billionaires interests me soooo much

Diposting pertama kali oleh Crazed Rabbit:

oh nooooooo the love life of billionaires interests me soooo much

[Castyles]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Castyles:

Never.

“I love you, but I won't marry you, because I am afraid you might take half of my crap” dilemma.
People act like the pharaohs of old. Not like you take with you anyway.

Reworking Theoden speech for current day.

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! ... Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!"

Runaway, runaway. Sissies of Internet, keyboard shall be shaken, mouse shall be splintered, a sissy day, a whimpy day, ere the sun sets. Runaway, runaway, from whaman ruin and thy bank balance ending!"

You realize how ridiculous your posts are? It seems that you married someone, ♥♥♥♥ happened and now you have to prove to everyone that you were courageous all along instead of facing up the facts: that you fell in knee deep ♥♥♥♥ right from the start.

I doubt it, though. You're just trolling.

[ambi]

Diposting pertama kali oleh ☎need4naiim☎:

I think this is the best timing for her to divorce. The future is fickle for Billy and she just wanted to guarantee some money for herself before some unexpected thing happens for BillyGates.

he is apparently 10 years older than her. and plus men tend to die younger. it's possible that he wanted to donate all of his wealth to charity upon his death, or give most of it to his kids. if you want to cash in your chips, now would be the time to do it.

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

Diposting pertama kali oleh cyberluddite:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

The deck is stack against you and? Life is like that in so many ways and not just in love and marriage.

Marriage is like nuclear war, the only way to win is to not play the game.

So the question now is, what happens to the charity foundation they set up?

You are always winning in life until you don't. Then everything is a nuke war then even my bowel movements. One week I get the runs or a blockage. Therefore I am only winning when I crap normal right? Do I stop trying to crap then as not to play that crappy game?

[Vault Hunter 101]

You know a lot of people criticize Bill for marrying since now it's time for divorce but I wouldn't be surprised if the years spent with Melinda were worth much more than those 60 bilions to him.

[nuevo usuario]

tremendo lo de mister microsoft

[Radene]

Diposting pertama kali oleh cyberluddite:

Diposting pertama kali oleh Tongue in Cheek Way of the Wang:

The deck is stack against you and? Life is like that in so many ways and not just in love and marriage.

Marriage is like nuclear war, the only way to win is to not play the game.

So the question now is, what happens to the charity foundation they set up?

Nothing happens to it, they'll keep running it together.