What is your go to item for squashing a spider?

[Violent Rainbow]

Follow up question: A big fat poisonous looking spider suddenly crawls across your desk and the only items available to squish it with are your Nintendo Switch OR your bare hands, which do you use? Also if you get up to find something else when you come back the spider will be gone and will crawl into your ear during the night and whisper bad jokes until you go crazy and blow your brains out.

[Delta]

My hand. Then I eat the spider.

[Hesienburger]

Escrito originalmente por Mutant Strain:

Follow up question: A big fat poisonous looking spider suddenly crawls across your desk and the only items available to squish it with are your Nintendo Switch OR your bare hands, which do you use? Also if you get up to find something else when you come back the spider will be gone and will crawl into your ear during the night and whisper bad jokes until you go crazy and blow your brains out.

The tzar bomba

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Escrito originalmente por The Uitmate Sandvich:

Escrito originalmente por Mutant Strain:

Follow up question: A big fat poisonous looking spider suddenly crawls across your desk and the only items available to squish it with are your Nintendo Switch OR your bare hands, which do you use? Also if you get up to find something else when you come back the spider will be gone and will crawl into your ear during the night and whisper bad jokes until you go crazy and blow your brains out.

The tzar bomba

Better get two. Don't wanna miss and have it hide under the fridge and pull a Crystal Skull.

Did you know tarantula venom causes your flesh to rot right off. And then you are going to need to get maggots.

Also, they shoot their butt hair...

[AdahnGorion]

Escrito originalmente por Vault Hunter 101:

If you squash a spider other spiders know that being in your presence when you are awake means death, that way they will only travel when you sleep.

It is actually very risky to squash spiders... I am not joking
Don´t watch this before bedtime... you have been warned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS62CkvyVx8

[Lone Wolf]

this little guy tells jokes as well :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtk4FkLuZc

[Ash]

Freeze them with a can of computer duster (also good for removing warts and skin tags)

[76561198286801699]

I keep a jar onhand to trap the spider when it appears. Afterwards I trap the spider in the jar and occasionally give him a roach to eat. While the spider is eating the roach I blow a wad on the spider in the jar and then seal it off once more. I rinse and repeat until the spider drowns in my ♥♥♥.

[76561198278961361]

Escrito originalmente por Mutant Strain:

Follow up question: A big fat poisonous looking spider suddenly crawls across your desk-

Flamethrower.

[WaitandSee]

Due to the sealed and air-conditioned nature of my house, I rarely if ever have issues with intruding arthropods but any that do enter are swiftly destroyed.

Arthropods are not capable of thought in any realm like a Person or Mammal, so I have no hesitation killing them. They are also incapable of feeling and/or understanding Pain like we do, hence why I also don't hesitate to use nerve toxins like synthetic pyrethoids to kill them. (They flail their limbs and tend to scuttle around madly as the poison is destroying their nervous system)

Spiders have been incapable of keeping my yard clear of annoying chirping crickets which is the only arthropod that really annoys me regularly, so I have taken a blanket approach to large-scale deployment of pesticide to keep my yard free of any annoying bugs. Spiders will only eat a few bugs a week and spiders that use a web to catch flying insects is highly unlikely to affect ground dwelling noise-makers with any effectiveness.

I'd use DDT if they allowed me. DDT is a persistent organochlorine pesticide that can linger in the environment for decades under ideal conditions, would be great for my situation but since I can't get DDT, I'll have to settle with searching for Chlorpyrifos, a persistent organophosphate, it's not easy to get, but you can get it. Until then, extensive usage of synthetic pyrethoids will have to suffice.

[(っ● ‿ ●)っ]

you can squish or trap spiders with just about anything

one time a spider crawled up my chair and then on my hand while i was playing
it was a big one too

[Psycho]

WHATEVER is closest to me, i'll pick it up and use it.
but if i cant find anything then i just flick the spider really hard to kill it

i think the best thing is a tissue or toilet paper though, just crumple it up into a ball and kill the spider with it, then the spider is inside the tissue and its really easy to throw away, so you don't have a dead spider on ur floor or wherever

[Little Miss Terror]

Grab it with some tissue, crush it in the tissue, throw out the tissue; just like I do with any such critter that thinks it may take up residence in my room.

[APPLE]

I don't smash them. I use my pitching skills to banish them to the universe over.

[Alliesaurus]

I would wrap it in a paper towel and then go to Space X launch pad and tell Elon Musk to launch this dangerous creature into space man! Launch!

[Drab]

Global Thermonuclear War.