Most ridiculous bad guy lines?

[BanOphobia My Struggle]

"I will cut your heart out with a spoon". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ

[it's love]

"im the bad guy" - billy eyelash

[midnite rule]

From a fictional Bad Guy:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2484975502

From a real-life Bad Guy:
“I’ll never forgive you for making me kill your children.”

[Dairugger [Useless Bay Pirate]]

"You must die, I alone am best"

[Blargo]

"I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON!"
- Dr. Eggman

[MikeBob2013]

"I'm the only one who can fix it."

[Holding These Alligators Down]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEDtMJ8SpLk

[☎need4naiim☎]

*Nicholson looks at gargoyle and asks*

-What are you laughing at?

[TruebornJester]

'Make America Great Again'
Donald Trump

[WhispersOfTheWind]

"I shall now proceed and kill you".

and 'theatrically' the other guy goes limp!

[AD]

*Explains the whole plan for no reason in a way that's just exposition for the audience*
- Too many villains.

[Zuko]

"We can make a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen - in stainless steel! Please!"

[NotZ]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKzy_S2gRI8

Cause I'd take pleasure in guttin' you boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ovK2QWbgC0

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeldwfOwuL8

[Schindler's Lifts]

"You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my face."

https://youtu.be/f2x94k7bHc0

[Rio]

Dr. Evil : You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done.

[balls enjoyer]

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