Most effective self defense move in just 33 seconds

[MEGA MAN]

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[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

I know a simple 5 step one:
1. Walk to the gun store
2. Buy a gun
3. Leave store
4. Pull out gun
5. Shoot attacker

[UwU King👑Pikachu]

I know a simple 5 step one TOO:
1. Walk to the anime shop
2. Buy an anime girl pillow
3. Leave store
4. Pull out anime girl pillow
5. throw it to the attacker

[Jej]

My best way of defending myself

Step 1: Take off clothes
Step 2: Cover myself in oil
Step 3: grab banjo
Step 4: traumatise the assailant to the point they run away from you screaming
Step 5: watch as crime rate in your area plummets to zero

[Nomad]

why does it take 33 seconds to shoot someone in the chin

[Grim Reaper]

I know a simple 5 step one TOO:
5. perform a flying knee strike
4. perform an elbow strike immediately upon ground impact
3. throw in some punches/kicks for good measure
2. perform any wrestling takedown
1. perform any BJJ submission

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Thank you. Now they won't stand a chance.

[Castyles]

Straight punch right through the nose for everyone. Full force. Always works.

You could always kick a ♥♥♥♥ in the balls or punch a ♥♥♥♥♥ in the tits, I know, but a nose punch is easier, more direct and gets the job done pretty damn well.

[Plaid]

hehe. That would probably work

[Eat3n]

1) Be a man.
2) Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy.

[Psychlapse]

Someone get in yo face and I mean gets right IN IT and you need to take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down RIGHT NOW imma tell you how to do it you see you square right up to that big bastard and you give him a big sloppy kiss.

[Masque]

Originally posted by 🎃 Eat3n 🎃:

1) Be a man.
2) Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy.

Also 3) crap in your hands. Smile and don't break eye contact while doing this.

They will run away.

[Yamantaka]

Originally posted by Castyles:

Straight punch right through the nose for everyone. Full force. Always works.

You could always kick a ♥♥♥♥ in the balls or punch a ♥♥♥♥♥ in the tits, I know, but a nose punch is easier, more direct and gets the job done pretty damn well.

While giving people ideas it's worthwhile to remind about possible consequences too.

Where I grew up a man worked as a bouncer in a place I occasionally went for gigs and such. One punch by him aimed towards nose and another man died because of that. He obviously hit too hard and also overreacted in fear. That death and jail time certainly could've been avoided.

Makes you think how fragile human can be, if luck is not on your side.

[Chunk Norris ☯]

Originally posted by Masque of Clavicus Vile:

Originally posted by 🎃 Eat3n 🎃:

1) Be a man.
2) Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy.

Also 3) crap in your hands. Smile and don't break eye contact while doing this.

They will run away.

I think we trained under the same karate master, that's Hobo Jim's stinky-hand technique.

[Castyles]

Originally posted by Yamantaka:

Originally posted by Castyles:

Straight punch right through the nose for everyone. Full force. Always works.

You could always kick a ♥♥♥♥ in the balls or punch a ♥♥♥♥♥ in the tits, I know, but a nose punch is easier, more direct and gets the job done pretty damn well.

While giving people ideas it's worthwhile to remind about possible consequences too.

Where I grew up a man worked as a bouncer in a place I occasionally went for gigs and such. One punch by him aimed towards nose and another man died because of that. He obviously hit too hard and also overreacted in fear. That death and jail time certainly could've been avoided.

Makes you think how fragile human can be, if luck is not on your side.

It's called "self defense" for a reason. You only use it when in real danger.

[Ȃ̷̛́͌̚͝r̵c̸̛̒͐̅̇]

Originally posted by Masque of Clavicus Vile:

Originally posted by 🎃 Eat3n 🎃:

1) Be a man.
2) Get naked.

No one wants to fight a naked guy.

Also 3) crap in your hands. Smile and don't break eye contact while doing this.

They will run away.

And 4.

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