My jaw just starting SQUEAKING when I'm chewing

[✪ Jim Lahey]

wtf when I eat it sounds like I'm chewing some poor mouse to death LOL

Am I dying ?

[ShinyDarkness]

rip

[✪ Jim Lahey]

Originally posted by TheIllusiveGirl:

rip

halp me pls

[Alpha_pro]

Some tips here: 1. Buy life insurance 2. Make a will 3. Clear up all your misunderstandings 4. Spend time with your family 5. Break the news to them 6. Find a comfortable spot and be at peace.

[bigtrebuchet]

Here's a tip.


































































































Don't eat mice

[Danksama]

Oil it up

[Bleurei]

Yes, you're dying. Sorry, dude. Make sure you spend your last moments with your love ones.

[spanglock]

See your GP or dentist, not the Off Topic forums.

[spanglock]

Originally posted by Swenkie:

Originally posted by Spuddles ツ:

Here's a tip.

Don't eat mice

Hey buddy, you know that there is a spoiler tag?

Use that instead of this long space break. We´re not savages anymore.

Savages still roam these lands; barbarians looking for a quick meal and easy kill. Watch yourself, noble sister, and pray you don't wake from slumber looking at a putrid beast with a lust for blood eyeing you down.

Godspeed to you.

[spanglock]

Originally posted by Swenkie:

Originally posted by Θε Σπανγλοκκ:

Savages still roam these lands; barbarians looking for a quick meal and easy kill. Watch yourself, noble sister, and pray you don't wake from slumber looking at a putrid beast with a lust for blood eyeing you down.

Godspeed to you.

So it seems some are still savages, sadly. In any case, dank je wel.

Graag gedaan.

[Mercksman]

I don't know, go talk to some random gamer blokes on the internet and see if they can offer you their medical expertise... Oh wait...

[✪ Jim Lahey]

Originally posted by Elite Merck:

I don't know, go talk to some random gamer blokes on the internet and see if they can offer you their medical expertise... Oh wait...

This is the best advice because it's what I did and it led me to this...

Originally posted by Big Metal:

If you are a robot, I reccomend WD-40. If you are human, see a doctor if the problem persists.

Originally posted by Spuddles ツ:

Here's a tip.

Don't eat mice

So I tried the WD-40 and stopped eating mice and it has seemed to fix the problem thanks guys!!

Also...

Originally posted by Θε Σπανγλοκκ:

See your GP or dentist, not the Off Topic forums.

Robots don't have dentists... duh

[L7vanmatre]

Originally posted by Jim Lahey:

wtf when I eat it sounds like I'm chewing some poor mouse to death LOL

Am I dying ?

Heh, my bones squeak sometimes, but not my jaw squeaking... weird...

Maybe your body isn't lubricating it very well? Idk. What do you normally drink?

[C4Warr10r]

Sounds like maxillary cartilage degeneration, often caused by extremely long periods of wear or overuse and pressure. It's pretty common in competitive eating champions, along with anyone else who regularly stresses the capacity of their oral cavities.

Whatever you're putting in there, I suggest you stop. Cartilage barely regenerates, if at all. You'll be wanting to see a maxillofacial surgeon for treatment to regrow the tissues you've worn out.

[✪ Jim Lahey]

Originally posted by C4Warr10r:

Sounds like maxillary cartilage degeneration, often caused by extremely long periods of wear or overuse and pressure. It's pretty common in competitive eating champions, along with anyone else who regularly stresses the capacity of their oral cavities.

Whatever you're putting in there, I suggest you stop. Cartilage barely regenerates, if at all. You'll be wanting to see a maxillofacial surgeon for treatment to regrow the tissues you've worn out.

It stopped, I think it grew back

Or maybe being a robot the WD-40 did the trick

[Defenestration]

Yes you are dying, I give you 73 years.