Is it possible to die from being too sexy?

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my girlfriend is so awesome Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:19am

Please I need to know. I’m really scared.

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Originally posted by Soap:

This is basically what I’m going die from. Being too sexy. But it’s a very indirect, drawn out, and painful death.

Being to sexy can cause one to die from pretty much anything. For example; say you’re walking along the side of a street in slow motion because you’re too sexy for time. At anytime there could be a driver who can’t deal with your sexiness; seeing you moving in slow motion puts their reactions completely out of sync while driving and they turn the corner 50 feet before the corner, jump the curb and plow into you.

Now that seems like you had a quick death due to a car crash. But wait there’s more. We’ve not talked about how the sexiness led up to you having to walk all by yourself, because of all the jealousy it caused in the people around you.

Unfortunately, there’s little you can do to undo or reverse the chain effect of being so sexy, even after you realize the danger. My advice is to just be aware that it can haunt you at anytime no matter what. So, be aware, but don’t let it ruin life. Live your life to the fullest without being held back by your sexiness.

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𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:21am

I'm still alive and kicking so no.

Last edited by 𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ; Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:21am

Et tu, B? Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:22am

It is possible to traumatize people if you have a strikingly similar appearance to Cruella De Vil but if she was somehow even more anorexic, IDK about dying however.

plutone00 Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:22am

You might get killed on the street in some countries if you don't dress conservatively.

Rumpelcrutchskin Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:24am

Well they offed Marilyn Monroe...

Radene Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:32am

Well, yes, it is. Do you think people would call themselves "dead sexy" if they were alive, huh? HUH?

Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍 Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:35am

https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ

And if you can die of too much sexy, i will live forever!

Marius Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:36am

Ofcourse... but define sexy. Sexy is different for everyone, but I can imagine you can die from botox, or a fake implants your buttcheeks, or murdered by external trauma. etc

Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍 Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:40am

Originally posted by Marius:
Ofcourse... but define sexy. Sexy is different for everyone, but I can imagine you can die from botox, or a fake implants your buttcheeks, or murdered by external trauma. etc

You mean like that lady that was doing butt implants in her living room? Because that was disturbing. Please don't let anyone put roofing caulk and pages from a phonebook into your derriere. It's gonna be a bad time.

󠁳⁧⁧ 󠁳⁧⁧৫ Jan 13, 2021 @ 9:53am

I guess an obsessed stalker could kill you so yes, you can.

hdmai Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:15am

yes but it involves being gay/bi and looking in a mirror

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Your_White_Knight Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:19am

Originally posted by Katyonak kisser:
Is it possible to die from being too sexy?

Please I need to know. I’m really scared.

I hope not... now I'm really scared too! : /

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it's love Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:20am

im s*xy and I know it 😎

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AD Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:33am

Originally posted by Katyonak kisser:
Please I need to know. I’m really scared.

Does being so sexy you get distracted by your own reflection in the shower and then slip and hit your head count? If so then yes, it can. Better get rid of all mirrors.

Last edited by AD; Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:33am

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wubbelflup Jan 13, 2021 @ 10:38am

Originally posted by plutone00:
You might get killed on the street in some countries if you don't dress conservatively.

even if you dress conservatively i'm afraid.

heard stories from women i know being harrased on the street. and i live in NL. not exactly lawless..

creeps know no logic or boundaries.