tell me funi stories from your schoo years.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮]

here is my funy story: one day a kid brought a big big, huge firework bomb into school

[ʙᴜɴ.ᴇ]

In music class everyone had to prepare and play a small song on keyboard.

everyone did twinkle twinkle little star or happy birthday, playing with one finger, basic stuff.

When it was my turn and went and played fur elise

That was probably the funniest moment I can remember.

[Eat3n]

When i was in middle school the cafeteria required that students wash their tables after eating. There was a couple buckets with soapy water right next to where you deposited your tray. I noticed that, because kids are lazy, kids just took the top rag off/out of the bucket and didn't get it wet or ring it out. So i came up with an idea: Put food inside the rag so that when the other kids would pick it up and wipe their table it would smear food on the table. So my friends and i would wash our table and then put food in a rag and make sure to put it on top and then wait to see who would use that rag. It was fun and hilarious watching people realize what was happening when they wiped food on their table. Eventually the idea caught on and other kids started doing it too because you could always here the "ah man" reaction when it happened to people even when we hadn't done anything. Even though others picked up the idea, I was the one who started it, remember that.

[twoxsp]

Friend of mine put a fishhead in the toilet.

Fish was named Jerry

[trousers]

on the last day of school, everyone was given a newspaper to roll up, and told to attack each other

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

We had a dude who painted the boys bathroom in poop. Don't know where he got that much poop, but it was a LOT. We got two days off as cleaning crews did work. But the smell never left.

[Adversary]

I'm reminded of someone else's story by OP's post. Knew a guy who in his day blew a hole in his school's swimming pool with an IED. Got an offer he couldn't refuse from the Army. So he spent something like 20 years disarming IEDs and such. Lost his arm to one, wound up starting a non-profit that I actually wound up benefitting from while I was in the legal system. One that helped the disabled and mentally ill get help and avoid jail time via plea deals.

Alright guy, bit abrasive and has some odd views but I can relate.

As to my own stories - guess that one in a roundabout sense involved me, but I'm not going to count it - there was this guy. Was in special education, junior high and high school. Same class wound up having students who were between 7th and 11th grade, though it wound up moving between three different schools because of problems started by some of my classmates. Anyways, regarding 9th grade I've got two stories IIRC.

There was this one guy. Not going to name names, but he was kind of the class clown and also buddies with the Wiccan who wound up joining the Air Force later on. One day in class, prior to him moving to - I want to say Mississippi - the teacher and the counselor - both hippies - were concerned because this guy was at his desk, head on it, with his eyes open and not doing anything. Was nearing lunch and they tried telling him, he wouldn't respond.

The counselor was like SHOULD WE CALL AN AMBULANCE and suddenly he starts snoring. Turns out, this guy, this cheeky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, could fall asleep with his eyes open. Because as soon as the class started laughing he woke up and was like WTF I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP.

Another story that year, well, we had an Apple II computer in the classroom. 9th grade for me was in 2002, but then again computers at the elementary school I went to some years prior still used 5" floppy disks so keep that in mind. Anyways, it was the teacher's son's computer previously but now it was in her special ed class because I mean, she was a grandmother so naturally her son wouldn't be in school. We called it the Dinosaur because it was older than most anyone in the class and - save the teachers - had spent more time than us on this rock.

Anyways, one day it caught fire in the middle of class. No one told her to dust the damn thing.

Also in hindsight, that story might have been from 11th grade.

[Emperor of Destruction]

5th grade: the entire school was served spoiled milk for lunch. Lots of retching, cursing, and crying.

[Suberb Anthro]

I drank vodka+pepsi during art history lesson

There was one fifth grader who smeared poop on mirror in boys WC

I put weird pics in school's tablet so the next kid or teacher opens it and sees it

When I tried snus first time, I puked in the corner of wardrobe room

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮]

Publicado originalmente por Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍:

We had a dude who painted the boys bathroom in poop. Don't know where he got that much poop, but it was a LOT. We got two days off as cleaning crews did work. But the smell never left.

this happened in my school too
the administration found out that someone did that poopy during classes
so the teachers did not allow us to go to the toilet during classes, only in break times, for a week

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮]

Publicado originalmente por Emperor of Destruction:

5th grade: the entire school was served spoiled milk for lunch. Lots of retching, cursing, and crying.

an average romanian day
black rotten apples for lunch

it's so black it looked like it was painted with black paint

[Vince ✟]

We used to take the fluorescent bulbs out of the light fixtures in the bathroom wedge them down into the toilet and then slam the stall doors against them as we ran out at the same time. The effect was a bathroom completely covered ceiling to floor due to the implosion effect of a fluorescent bulb on impact. It took school officials and very long time to figure out how it was happening and by then I have moved up a grade or two and moved on, with others continuing my legacy.


We also took a milk from the lunch room and started near the top of our locker for about 2 weeks and then one day before buses on a Friday, we threw it against the back wall of the science teacher room that Monday she had class outside.

[L1qu1dator]

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[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓮]

Publicado originalmente por L1qu1dator:

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amongus??!! sus from amongus??

[Eat3n]

Publicado originalmente por 𝓖𝓸𝓭𝔃í𝓵𝓵𝓪:

Publicado originalmente por Emperor of Destruction:

5th grade: the entire school was served spoiled milk for lunch. Lots of retching, cursing, and crying.

an average romanian day
black rotten apples for lunch

it's so black it looked like it was painted with black paint

See everyone, Communism clearly works!

[L1qu1dator]

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Publicado originalmente por L1qu1dator:

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amongus??!! sus from amongus??

I have no idea what do you mean here.