Whats the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?

[junior_duck]

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I walked around, and then I didn't have it right, so I fell.

[Ash]

When I was younger we were exploring under an old bridge, and there was a little area you could go into. It was night and we just had moonlight, so we couldn't see much. We went in there and then I turned my phone's light and it was FULL of hobo spiders. I got some webs on me and freaked out and ran out into a barbed wire fence and cut myself up.

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

Escrito originalmente por Miss Ann Thrope:

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Lol, it was actually a play on words. Maybe you're just not smart enough to understand it.

I stopped an ex-con from slitting his own throat with a shiv, he happened to be mentally handicapped. He went to slice his own throat, and I grabbed the shiv before it could reach his throat, getting stabbed in the process.

Edit: The ex-con was a serial rapist with a history that....well it wasn't for the faint of heart. The government was paying the facility I worked an insane amount of money each month to house/keep safe that client who will never be able to rejoin society. Most of my clients were the extreme cases, I showed I could handle it.

When I got stabbed, it was actually my first day on the job at the facility, their had a pretty extensive training program. The shiv was made out of a broken piece of plastic that had been sharpened to a point.

It was stupid because I put my own hand in the way of the shiv instead of his throat. Sure, if I didn't he'd likely be dead.

Cool story. Did you ever get any injuries back when you were working in the White House kitchen? Kitchens can be pretty dangerous environments too.

All that hate brah is going to eat you up inside.

[Decathect]

Escrito originalmente por The Father ☯:

Would you and your stalker buddies like a locket of my hair or something?

Relax bud, Miss Ann Thrope posts here regularly and no one is stalking, its called conversing.

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

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Escrito originalmente por The Father ☯:

Would you and your stalker buddies like a locket of my hair or something?

Relax bud, Miss Ann Thrope posts here regularly and no one is stalking, its called conversing.

You don't want a locket of my hair too do you? There's conversing and there's keeping all that hate bottled up, and as you can see it's going to eat her up inside.

[Decathect]

Escrito originalmente por The Father ☯:

You don't want a locket of my hair too do you? There's conversing and there's keeping all that hate bottled up, and as you can see it's going to eat her up inside.

No, I actually enjoyed your story thank you for sharing. I was just saying I'm around the forum a lot and Miss Ann Thrope is always around so I don't think she was saying anything to attack you. Thats all, again cool story

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

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You don't want a locket of my hair too do you? There's conversing and there's keeping all that hate bottled up, and as you can see it's going to eat her up inside.

You're very quick to assume people hate you. Why is that?

I don't know if your hate is directed specifically at me or if you're seeing The Father and it somehow triggers hostile paternal feelings. But there is some definite hate there.

If you want, friend me and we can talk about it. Maybe we can work out some of those hostile feelings.

[rei]

bit my tongue from drinking water, i don't know how that happened.

[Sphinx]

Escrito originalmente por bleurei:

bit my tongue from drinking water, i don't know how that happened.

because while drinking water you put the tip of your tongue out and then while closing it made contact with your teeth, but yeah a bit strange

[Pronoun Paladin ☯]

Escrito originalmente por Miss Ann Thrope:

Escrito originalmente por The Father ☯:

I don't know if your hate is directed specifically at me or if you're seeing The Father and it somehow triggers hostile paternal feelings. But there is some definite hate there.

If you want, friend me and we can talk about it. Maybe we can work out some of those hostile feelings.

So you're a psychologist now too?

No, which is why I'll only charge a tenner.

[Angel]

I fell off my bike in the worst possible way.

I was riding to a local video store to pick up Mario Kart for SNES when I as going down a steep hill on my bike. I saw a car behind me so I thought I'd ride onto the footpath and let them pass. So onto the pavement I went and my chain went off the gears. My bike has no hand brakes and there was a car ahead of me exiting a driveway. So needing to stop, I had to decide between ramming into a pole or ramming a fence... I took the pole.

Massive scratches along me chest, knees and elbows... and I turned up for swimming the next day.

[snlᴉʇnɐNɔᴉɯsoƆ]

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Escrito originalmente por The Father ☯:

Would you and your stalker buddies like a locket of my hair or something?

Relax bud, Miss Ann Thrope posts here regularly and no one is stalking, its called conversing.

Doubt he is familiar with the term "misanthrope".

[Irene ❤]

haha <-- *here to laugh at everyone's misfortune*

[Decathect]

Escrito originalmente por CosmicNautilus:

Escrito originalmente por TeamGunstar:

Relax bud, Miss Ann Thrope posts here regularly and no one is stalking, its called conversing.

Doubt he is familiar with the term "misanthrope".

Highly doubt.

[Angel]

Escrito originalmente por CosmicNautilus:

Escrito originalmente por TeamGunstar:

Relax bud, Miss Ann Thrope posts here regularly and no one is stalking, its called conversing.

Doubt he is familiar with the term "misanthrope".

I learnt something new today, I didn't realise the name matches the word "misanthrope".
Miss Ann Thrope is very nice though, one of our favourite posters here.

[Decathect]

Escrito originalmente por Angel:

I learnt something new today, I didn't realise the name matches the word "misanthrope".
Miss Ann Thrope is very nice though, one of our favourite posters here.

Absolutely