Whats the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself?

[junior_duck]

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I walked around, and then I didn't have it right, so I fell.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

A man walks into a bar. ... Then he says ouch!

[Tiberius]

Zipper x Scrotum

[ArgentAbendAzure]

I slammed a sliding glass door on one of my fingers.
It chopped a small piece of skin off.
Blood spurted out of the end of my finger like crazy.
I had to go to the emergency room. I got a skin graft from the inside of my elbow.
I now have one very distinctive fingerprint.
And a hard lesson on slamming doors.

[76561199094198998]

Stomping on a log I was standing on. Wound up collapsing both of my arches.

[GamingWaffle123]

i jumped over a bench and my foot got caught in it

and fractured my ankle

[Dracoco OwO]

Originalmente postado por Aguker:

When I was a kid I was burning stuff with my friends and I held something plastic on a stick while it burned, the thing melted and fell right into my arm, I never really treated it or went to the doctor so now I have a pretty big scar there, it looks like melted cheese, some people think it's cool.

Idk exactly about that but doctors does operations to remove plastic that have fused with your skin while melting which involve cheese graters...

[Blargo]

I tripped and fractured my arm.
That's it. There's nothing more to that story.

[Sphinx]

skidding with the bicycle at a park on high speed where its floor was earth and rocky and made a big hole on my knee

[Xero_Daxter]

I brought a lobster and I decided to take off the bands from the lobster's claws and proceeded to let the lobster pitch me. (I did it cuz I thought it wouldn't hurt)

The moment it clamped on my finger I instantly regretted everything. (What was worst is I got pitched with the cutter claw and not the crusher claw)

[オナニー]

Slamming a car door closed over a thumb

['G]

Originalmente postado por Aguker:

When I was a kid I was burning stuff with my friends and I held something plastic on a stick while it burned, the thing melted and fell right into my arm, I never really treated it or went to the doctor so now I have a pretty big scar there, it looks like melted cheese, some people think it's cool.

and now 1 more person thinks its cool

Originalmente postado por PiKK\/Mi:

Slamming a car door closed over a thumb

relateable. for me it was a metal door over my middle finger, i was angry for some reason and slammed it at full force

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

My dad broke his neck in a sprint car crash, and didn't know it for a week.

Me. Radiator explosion. To the face. It's why i am so pretty.

[ShiroKuro]

As a kid i was pushing back my chair as a joke (i thought it was funny idk why) and feel into empty medium size swimming pool on head. no major injury though.

[AD]

Remembered another time I hurt myself in a dumb way: I once strained my elbows by running! It was early in the morning, we had some physical activity day at school and as the genius kid I was I decided to not warm up and to throw my arms around while running. Best part was that it was the beginning of the day. Had to do everything that followed with those strained elbows. It was unpleasant (but not so bad I couldn't participate).

[WhispersOfTheWind]

Accident/mistake or a misjudgment but from my perception some thing are super tricky to overcome even if you try your best focusing on it, at one point.

The thing just comes at you and sometimes hurts you, hurt me for some reason hard.