am i the only one who dislikes dogs? 10 reasons.

[wubbelflup]

you have to clean up after them.
their fur is oily AF. they don't clean themselves.
they often drool, prefer to do it on your lap.
they're bread so far down they're severely handicapped human.
drop a bulldog in water and it drowns.
they're noisy.
some can kill you.
if you mess up training them you're in horrible trouble.
they're stupid AF.
their tongues are wet.
they don't know personal boundaries.

idk man. i would never kick a nice dog and i will def pet one if they're fluffy and friendly but..
won't get one myself.

[saranacX]

Your_White_Knight の投稿を引用：

wubbelflup の投稿を引用：

am i the only one who dislikes dogs? 10 reasons.

you have to clean up after them.
their fur is oily AF. they don't clean themselves.
they often drool, prefer to do it on your lap.
they're bread so far down they're severely handicapped human.
drop a bulldog in water and it drowns.
they're noisy.
some can kill you.
if you mess up training them you're in horrible trouble.
they're stupid AF.
their tongues are wet.
they don't know personal boundaries.

idk man. i would never kick a nice dog and i will def pet one if they're fluffy and friendly but..
won't get one myself.

It's not that I dislike dogs... it's that I dislike "dog people"... dog owners are more annoying then their pets because they think everyone else should like their dog(s) as much as they do. :P

So true. Making excuses for their misbehaved, annoying dog. "Ohh he's just being 'x' it's ok!"

No it's not ok. Curb your assault-by-proxy furball Mr. Dog Man.

[Adversary]

Anyone who unironically hates dogs is not human, they're a Redditor masquerading as such when they're not planning the canine genocide on r/Dogfree.

[Dracoco OwO]

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ の投稿を引用：

Anyone who unironically hates dogs is not human, they're a Redditor masquerading as such when they're not planning the canine genocide on r/Dogfree.

Sounds about right, just look at these good bois how can you hate them ?

[Edge_Master]

ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ の投稿を引用：

Anyone who unironically hates dogs is not human, they're a Redditor masquerading as such when they're not planning the canine genocide on r/Dogfree.

what does that even mean

[HarleyIsntReal]

dogs are annoying sometimes but the love they give me and i give them makes everything worth it imo.

[76561199148741441]

but what do you think of broccoli dog

[Mighty Alien Dwarf]

Funny enough, most of those things can be applied to babies / kids as well...

[wubbelflup]

Hella の投稿を引用：

Funny enough, most of those things can be applied to babies / kids as well...

at least kids grow up. most of them at least.

[Anasmi]

*gasp!!*

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[Captain Morgan]

I like cats, i dislike dogs. My reasons are:

Cats hunt pests down.

Cats clean after themselves and clean themselves, too.

Cats are more independent.

Cats are low cost, low maintenance and require minimal investment, especially training.

Cat behavior is never for granted, you have to earn their like/trust/love. They have personality, depth of character and forming a relationship with them, is always two-way, feels more lively/rewarding.

Cats defend you from small threats that dogs ignore (mine jumped on a centipede that crawled at me, while i was sleeping).

Cats have a noble aura about them; dogs are plebs and (for) peasantry.

Cats never attack or kill my little babies, hedgies (hedgehogs).

[twoxsp]

Dogs and cats both have their pros and cons. It depends on the specific animal you have too. There are some great dogs, some terrible ones, some great cats, and some terrible ones. If you grew up with a pet and had a particularly good or bad experience with them, you might think that way about all of them forever.

[swillfly]

I adore cats and dogs. Everybody has preferences. Some folks don't like gingers because they're soulless. *shrug* Each to their own.

[Dracoco OwO]

swillfly の投稿を引用：

I adore cats and dogs. Everybody has preferences. Some folks don't like gingers because they're soulless. *shrug* Each to their own.

Yeah it's a shame i can't trap their souls in my black soul gems. /s

[jermajingis]

"Dogs. I hate dogs." -Soap Mactavish

[Sam]

wubbelflup の投稿を引用：

you have to clean up after them.
their fur is oily AF. they don't clean themselves.
they often drool, prefer to do it on your lap.
they're bread so far down they're severely handicapped human.
drop a bulldog in water and it drowns.
they're noisy.
some can kill you.
if you mess up training them you're in horrible trouble.
they're stupid AF.
their tongues are wet.
they don't know personal boundaries.

Your points apply to most humans as well, so I prefer my dog.