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Choppy™ 31 mai 2021 la 4:49

funny jokes

Share your funny jokes here and don't forget to follow steam rules
- no links
- no copypaste
- also respect don't judge others jokes' .
I made this idea cuz i was bored
Hope it cheers anyone :)

Have fun

Editat ultima dată de Choppy™; 31 mai 2021 la 4:52

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Ingty22 31 mai 2021 la 7:20

A bear and a rabbit were taking a poo in the woods,
once done the bear asked the rabbit "Do you have a problem with sh*t sticking on your fur" the rabbit said no.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Editat ultima dată de Ingty22; 31 mai 2021 la 7:22

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Radene 31 mai 2021 la 7:23

An Italian spy was captured and tortured for intel. He did not spill anything at all. He was rescued and hailed as a hero.

But he just sighed and said "You know, I'd have told them everything, but they tied my hands behind my back."

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76561198278961361 31 mai 2021 la 7:54

- i'm hungry
- hey hungry, i'm dad
- are you serious
- no, hungry, i'm dad
- ♥♥♥♥ you
- that would be incest, hungry

Editat ultima dată de brisket <3 (she/her); 31 mai 2021 la 7:54

#18

Radene 31 mai 2021 la 7:55

People should stop hating on necromancy.

Can't a guy raise a family in peace?

#19

saranacX 31 mai 2021 la 7:56

Postat inițial de Radene:
An Italian spy was captured and tortured for intel. He did not spill anything at all. He was rescued and hailed as a hero.

But he just sighed and said "You know, I'd have told them everything, but they tied my hands behind my back."

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agu 31 mai 2021 la 8:00

What’s the difference between a woman and a bowling ball?
A woman is a living person, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.

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76561198278961361 31 mai 2021 la 8:03

Postat inițial de Aguker:
What’s the difference between a woman and a bowling ball?
A woman is a living person, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.

the difference is that one is a ball and one ligma balls

There are Steam Support agents outside my house

Editat ultima dată de brisket <3 (she/her); 31 mai 2021 la 8:06

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saranacX 31 mai 2021 la 8:04

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and poof! He disappeared without a tres.

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pants 31 mai 2021 la 8:07

Did you hear the one about the thread that went nuclear?

They had to moderate it/Neutron moderation joke etc oh god I'm unfunny aren't I

Editat ultima dată de pants; 31 mai 2021 la 8:11

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Dracoco OwO 31 mai 2021 la 8:10

Postat inițial de Aguker:
What’s the difference between a woman and a bowling ball?
A woman is a living person, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.

One is pregnant the other is not.

Editat ultima dată de Dracoco OwO; 31 mai 2021 la 8:10

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agu 31 mai 2021 la 8:12

Postat inițial de worse:
Did you hear the one about the thread that went nuclear?
They had to moderate it/Neutron moderation joke etc oh god I'm unfunny aren't I

Yea I didn't get it sorry, should've stuck to the subtle sexism classics

Editat ultima dată de agu; 31 mai 2021 la 8:12

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76561198278961361 31 mai 2021 la 8:14

Postat inițial de worse:
Did you hear the one about the thread that went nuclear?

They had to moderate it/Neutron moderation joke etc oh god I'm unfunny aren't I

i actually got it lol

it was pretty neat

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