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Χάρης 29 MAY 2021 a las 7:22 a. m.
I want a donut.
what do I have to do?
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First accept that there may not be anything you can do. Once someone starts wanting a donut, they might never be satiated.

Commonly, people try to solve the problem by eating a donut. But then they want another, and another! AND ANOTHER! Then they’re full and can’t eat anymore but they’ve fallen into what I call: The Donut Hole.

They’ll digest those donuts and probably move onto other foods for a time. But their body remembers how good the donuts were and eventually they find themselves wanting a donut again. This is how Donut addiction starts, as a simple once a week habit.

What you need to understand is that there is only one solution. Tell yourself until you believe it. There is only one solution. There is only one solution.

By this point you may be thinking I’m sounding like one of those scammy marketers. Well that’s because I’m mocking them for the humor. But nevemind that for now. I was thinking of telling you a story like they do, but there’s just no time to waste when we’re talking about saving you from the risk of becoming a donut addict.

If you’ve read this far, then you’re aware of the potential for danger and also that I have a solution. What is the solution you ask? Well I’ll tell you for no cost to you. Because I’m just that wonderful. I’ve helped countless others in your same situation. You can listen to the testimonies of real people I’ve helped later.

I’m not going to make you listen to them first because I’m not actually marketing anything. I’m just making fun of scammers. Remember there’s only one solution.

It’s simple and easy and I don’t ask anything in exchange for this solution. This is the only solution I’m offering. Everyone I’ve helped got the same solution.

You must go into the business of making donuts.

That might not make sense at first because you’re new to this Hole [Donut] thing. But hear me out. If everyone like you goes into the business of donut making, there will be so many donuts that they’ll be given away for free every day. Everyone on Off Topic could have free donuts daily. All thanks to you! You’ll be a hero!

When enough people are making donuts and there is such a demand for them to be free, the govt might even subsidize them. That’s like free money!

I won’t even collect a fee for giving you this solution. I’ll just get by on the same donuts as everyone else.

But you do have to do one thing. You have to take the initiative and start making donuts. Not everyone has what it takes. But I believe in you. With me in your corner, I believe you can do it.
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Manuel 29 MAY 2021 a las 9:30 a. m. 
Just get one xD but they're unhealthy :P lots of carbs and fat :o
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Adversary 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:37 p. m. 
Depends on whether or not you want to learn how to make donuts. You can probably get a recipe or two online or from a cookbook. I'd say doing that would be more rewarding than buying something that is worse than just eating empty calories alone from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ establishment like Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme that views you as chattel.
Última edición por Adversary; 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:37 p. m.
#17
Radene 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:39 p. m. 
Donut take a cop's donut.
#18
Jonathan Sensei 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:41 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ:
Depends on whether or not you want to learn how to make donuts. You can probably get a recipe or two online or from a cookbook. I'd say doing that would be more rewarding than buying something that is worse than just eating empty calories alone from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ establishment like Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme that views you as chattel.

Tastes better too.
#19
DarkCrystalMethod 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:43 p. m. 
Have you ever tried a duck donut?
#20
Adversary 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:53 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:
Publicado originalmente por ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ:
Depends on whether or not you want to learn how to make donuts. You can probably get a recipe or two online or from a cookbook. I'd say doing that would be more rewarding than buying something that is worse than just eating empty calories alone from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ establishment like Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme that views you as chattel.

Tastes better too.
Yeah, home cooking tends to be like that in general. Cheaper too, and without doing what the FDA allows corporations to do by scrapping ingredients for needless filler - you should see what portion of a burger you'd get at some place like McDonalds is actual meat and how much of it is just corn starch, sawdust and soybeans.
#21
Kiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:56 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por Χάρης:
I want a donut.
what do I have to do?

Click on the one you want below & then buy it (some supplies may be limited):

:donutfu: :thedonuts: :flyingdonut: :mdoughnut:
:donut_box:

:question_m: :question_m: :question_m:

https://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=%3Adonut_box%3A#p2_default_desc

https://store.steampowered.com/app/702670/Donut_County/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/825210/Donut_Shop/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1151750/mmmmm_donuts_arhhh/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/527470/DonutsnJustice/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/713540/Neptunian_Donut/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/506280/My_Lil_Donut/


:seewhatyoudid:
#22
DarkCrystalMethod 29 MAY 2021 a las 12:59 p. m. 
If you give a mouse a donut...
#23
Chuuya Nakahara 29 MAY 2021 a las 1:02 p. m. 
Make one
#24
Yzal 29 MAY 2021 a las 1:20 p. m. 
Sell your soul for one, it worked for Homer Simpson.
#25
Jonathan Sensei 29 MAY 2021 a las 1:42 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ:
Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:

Tastes better too.
Yeah, home cooking tends to be like that in general. Cheaper too, and without doing what the FDA allows corporations to do by scrapping ingredients for needless filler - you should see what portion of a burger you'd get at some place like McDonalds is actual meat and how much of it is just corn starch, sawdust and soybeans.

If people could see that, McDeath would be out of business faster than you can say, "good riddance".
#26
Kiddiec͕̤̱͋̿͑͠at 🃏 29 MAY 2021 a las 2:12 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por Coffinmaw:
Publicado originalmente por ᚨᛞᚡᛖᚱᛋᚨᚱᛃ:
Yeah, home cooking tends to be like that in general. Cheaper too, and without doing what the FDA allows corporations to do by scrapping ingredients for needless filler - you should see what portion of a burger you'd get at some place like McDonalds is actual meat and how much of it is just corn starch, sawdust and soybeans.

If people could see that, McDeath would be out of business faster than you can say, "good riddance".

Believe it or not but some people actually prefer the flavor... they wouldn't go out of business, they'd just have to downsize significantly (or change business strategies).


:thepro:
#27
Lamblahdelta 29 MAY 2021 a las 2:17 p. m. 
All I have is a chocolate donut: :Chocolate_Donut:
#28
↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect 29 MAY 2021 a las 2:19 p. m. 
I just had a chocolate covered doughnut.
#29
Χάρης 29 MAY 2021 a las 2:22 p. m. 
Publicado originalmente por Snakefist:
I just had a chocolate covered doughnut.
I used to have those when I was a kid. But with chocolate in them too.

Also, you reminded me of F.E.A.R. 2 again :D how come you don't showcase it as your favorite game? Or do you just use that nickname because it sounds cool?
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