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Χάρης 29 mei 2021 om 7:22

I want a donut.

what do I have to do?

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Origineel geplaatst door Soap:

First accept that there may not be anything you can do. Once someone starts wanting a donut, they might never be satiated.

Commonly, people try to solve the problem by eating a donut. But then they want another, and another! AND ANOTHER! Then they’re full and can’t eat anymore but they’ve fallen into what I call: The Donut Hole.

They’ll digest those donuts and probably move onto other foods for a time. But their body remembers how good the donuts were and eventually they find themselves wanting a donut again. This is how Donut addiction starts, as a simple once a week habit.

What you need to understand is that there is only one solution. Tell yourself until you believe it. There is only one solution. There is only one solution.

By this point you may be thinking I’m sounding like one of those scammy marketers. Well that’s because I’m mocking them for the humor. But nevemind that for now. I was thinking of telling you a story like they do, but there’s just no time to waste when we’re talking about saving you from the risk of becoming a donut addict.

If you’ve read this far, then you’re aware of the potential for danger and also that I have a solution. What is the solution you ask? Well I’ll tell you for no cost to you. Because I’m just that wonderful. I’ve helped countless others in your same situation. You can listen to the testimonies of real people I’ve helped later.

I’m not going to make you listen to them first because I’m not actually marketing anything. I’m just making fun of scammers. Remember there’s only one solution.

It’s simple and easy and I don’t ask anything in exchange for this solution. This is the only solution I’m offering. Everyone I’ve helped got the same solution.

You must go into the business of making donuts.

That might not make sense at first because you’re new to this Hole [Donut] thing. But hear me out. If everyone like you goes into the business of donut making, there will be so many donuts that they’ll be given away for free every day. Everyone on Off Topic could have free donuts daily. All thanks to you! You’ll be a hero!

When enough people are making donuts and there is such a demand for them to be free, the govt might even subsidize them. That’s like free money!

I won’t even collect a fee for giving you this solution. I’ll just get by on the same donuts as everyone else.

But you do have to do one thing. You have to take the initiative and start making donuts. Not everyone has what it takes. But I believe in you. With me in your corner, I believe you can do it.

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MonoAlice 29 mei 2021 om 7:23

get donut

Privette 29 mei 2021 om 7:25

become a donut

screamingcrane 29 mei 2021 om 7:25

If you live in a decently populated area there most likely is a place to buy local but I think if you payed everyone on this page a million you`d get a much much better donut.

Lord Flashheart 29 mei 2021 om 7:26

Maybe swap for your soul?

Privette 29 mei 2021 om 7:26

Origineel geplaatst door screamingcrane:
If you live in a decently populated area there most likely is a place to buy local but I think if you payed everyone on this page a million you`d get a much much better donut.

make it a million dollars

Blargo 29 mei 2021 om 7:34

Do 7 backflips, then scream as loud as you can into the sky.

A donut will rain down from the heavens for you.

AdahnGorion 29 mei 2021 om 7:40

Go to
https://store.steampowered.com/app/825210/Donut_Shop/

DarkCrystalMethod 29 mei 2021 om 7:40

You cannot find donuts when you're at the soup store.

Psycho 29 mei 2021 om 7:42

i think everyone subconsciously wants a donut at all times

Jonathan Sensei 29 mei 2021 om 7:43

If you want a doughnut, I suggest baking one.

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Electric Cupcake 29 mei 2021 om 7:45

Walk around the corner to a bodega or Aldi or something.

Or try making your own if you have an air fryer or oil fryer.

Or baking in the oven, but that's boring.

Laatst bewerkt door Electric Cupcake; 29 mei 2021 om 7:45

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Kamiyé 29 mei 2021 om 9:07

1. Go to the beach
2. Swim out somewhat far, but not too far
3. Pretend to struggle to swim
4. A helpful individual known as a lifeguard will swim out to you and offer you a very large donut

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