If you found a genie in a lamp

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

would you make the 3 wishes? They're notorious for their cut throat word twisting ways.

Like say you wish for world hunger to end and it does by killing off 90% of the world.

[dumpst3rm4n]

I wish, To have infinite wishes.

[ṼṏẌṏḭḊ]

I'd probably only make 1 wish, dunno what the negative consequences for it would be, but:
Flies, mosquitoes, leeches and ticks cannot touch me.

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

1. I wish you to grant my next two wishes in the spirit and intent of them.
2. I wish for all the powers of a genie with none of the weaknesses, restrictions, or drawbacks.
3. I wish you to be forever trapped in your bottle and never be able to come out or use your powers.

Did you ever see that episode of The X-Files with the genie where Mulder wiped out the entire world. Pretty good episode.

[Devsman]

I'd accidentally waste my wishes like in SpongeBob.

"Wishes? I wish we'd known that sooner!"

[Irene ❤]

Extend all human life span by 500 years.

We currently have just 3-7 decades of life on average. Bruce lee died at the age of 32.
We spent some years on studies, some on work and that's about it.

As a result, many problems surfaced. Slow technology breakthroughs, people doing crazy things, people commit crime. Nobody is able to truly master themselves, or to build something for themselves. It is a very speedy come and go life, we know so few people and culture. We know so little. 3 wishes for that miserable short life is pointless.

If extending life is not possible, I'll want knowledge from the genie. If it is trapped in a lamp, then there exist a superior power. Give me knowledge and support to find and overcome this power so that I can create things I want without genie's help in future.

[White Knight]

What I wouldn't say is...

"How 'bout a little head?"

[Captain Morgan]

Genie wishes is like demon pacts. Tricky and dangerous, can be horribly twisted. I'd rather perform an exorcism on the spirit.

[White Knight]

^^^ At least the genie is a step up from the "Monkey's Paw".

As I see it, the genie is just clever... not EEEVIL.

[Brucecat]

I would wish that I can do whatever I want

[The guy from Ace Attorney]

Okay first we need to find out what kind of genie we're dealing with. In Aladin, the genie is general just helpful, even letting Aladin having getting out of the cave as a freebie (techinically Aladin was the one word twisting with that but whatever) and the genie has to be wished into freedom from the lamp.

First thing you do is wish for something simple. Let's say you wish to own like a house or a car or something. Doesn't have to be a specific one. Well if the genie just grants that and nothing is fundementally wrong with it, and like, no one died to get you that house, you do with the second wish whatever you want. If this IS a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genie, and the house is like full of mold or the car engine comes with a gremlin or something, then you spend as much time writting down the wording of your second wish as possible. Then once you do, think of any word, or series of words that could be misinterpreted into a bad outcome for you. If you can't think of any, think again until you do, the genie will go out of his WAY to make a great wish into a terrible wish, you cannot afford any doubt here, otherwise you might as well not wish for anything. What you wish for is still up to you for this part.

For the third wish, it depends on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or nice genie context, but either way to be safe I'd wish to seal the genie forever, just to be safe.

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

FBI Swat Bravo N.9 eredeti hozzászólása:

I wish, To have infinite wishes.

and you would

they'd just be the same wish so you'd get infinte infinte wishes repeatedly granted

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

Captain Morgan eredeti hozzászólása:

Genie wishes is like demon pacts. Tricky and dangerous, can be horribly twisted. I'd rather perform an exorcism on the spirit.

what if you made bad wishes would they technically get better or worse:

-double student debt

-triple world hunger

-ban all planned parent hood type activities around the world.

On one hand the genie would wanna ♥♥♥♥ with your wishes but if you want them intentionally bad would he make them Good somehow?

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

Animal Crossing eredeti hozzászólása:

Okay first we need to find out what kind of genie we're dealing with. In Aladin, the genie is general just helpful, even letting Aladin having getting out of the cave as a freebie (techinically Aladin was the one word twisting with that but whatever) and the genie has to be wished into freedom from the lamp.

First thing you do is wish for something simple. Let's say you wish to own like a house or a car or something. Doesn't have to be a specific one. Well if the genie just grants that and nothing is fundementally wrong with it, and like, no one died to get you that house, you do with the second wish whatever you want. If this IS a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genie, and the house is like full of mold or the car engine comes with a gremlin or something, then you spend as much time writting down the wording of your second wish as possible. Then once you do, think of any word, or series of words that could be misinterpreted into a bad outcome for you. If you can't think of any, think again until you do, the genie will go out of his WAY to make a great wish into a terrible wish, you cannot afford any doubt here, otherwise you might as well not wish for anything. What you wish for is still up to you for this part.

For the third wish, it depends on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or nice genie context, but either way to be safe I'd wish to seal the genie forever, just to be safe.

Norm the Genie type that ♥♥♥♥♥ with your wishes or those like in that one where the businessman had the genie that granted his every wish and he kept her in a bottle.

and yeah every wish would have a twist or get warped some way.

[Kobs]

Quote Irene "Extend all human life span by 500 years."

I think you forgot that the entire population of the earth (7.75 BILLION ) die every 100 years or so and as many and a little more are born... this would become a pretty bad mess real quick lol

Btw, where does it come from that genie wishes have to be bad or twisted?? Why can it be like yeah wish for something and you get it... it would be bad enough for most peoples loll

[Radene]

1) I wish you get ten times of what I get
2) I wish for a very mild heart attack
3) Ooooo shiny lamp, that'll be worth a fortune!