If you found a genie in a lamp

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

would you make the 3 wishes? They're notorious for their cut throat word twisting ways.

Like say you wish for world hunger to end and it does by killing off 90% of the world.

[Captain Morgan]

İlk olarak Fumo Friend tarafından gönderildi:

what if you made bad wishes would they technically get better or worse:

-double student debt

-triple world hunger

-ban all planned parent hood type activities around the world.

On one hand the genie would wanna ♥♥♥♥ with your wishes but if you want them intentionally bad would he make them Good somehow?

I wouldn't risk it. I prefer sealing and exorcism. Even if they benefit you, that might be all for the worse for you on the long run. Would you trade words with a cunning, sly fox, forked tongued lawyer, if you wouldn't be on par knowledge-wise with them? Would you ask somebody much more capable than you, who doesn't really need anything you can offer, to perform a task on your behalf?

[Volfogg]

Can I... urinate into lamp or something? Don't ask why.

[Dracoco OwO]

He can't really twist my words in a way that won't still be worth it for me because i'm absolutely desperate.

[Good Night Owl]

I would wish to be rich, then I would sell the lamp.

[WhispersOfTheWind]

It would be useful if it had a disclaimer before use.

I always tend to think when I am sometimes thinking about something like a fantasy how to like get through it in a powerful way.

So in that sense of wishes to make more and more because it's sort of the reason why it's like called a fantasy in the first place.

It's like to 'exorcise' your 'demons' as it were.

Who knows what a ''wishing well'' could bring forth?

[Lumpy]

i wish for a cake

[Xero_Daxter]

I wish for wishes without consequences. ;)

[Fake]

"I wish that the universe was instantly destroyed"

Good luck trying to make that worst.

Checkmate.

[RRW359]

Does wishing to find rub a lamp of a different genie exactaly 60 seconds after I'm done with my wishes work as a loophole to the "no infinite wishes" thing?

[JobeGardener]

Hopefully it won't be Smurf reject will smith.

[Dominic]

I would wish to set the genie free. See if he tries to mess up that wish haha.

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

İlk olarak Radene tarafından gönderildi:

1) I wish you get ten times of what I get
2) I wish for a very mild heart attack
3) Ooooo shiny lamp, that'll be worth a fortune!

10X milder

[Fumo Bnnuy n Frends]

İlk olarak Fake tarafından gönderildi:

"I wish that the universe was instantly destroyed"

Good luck trying to make that worst.

Checkmate.

it gets destroyed slowly

[Fajita Jim]

So three guys are stuck on a deserted island, and have been for a while when Bob finds the lamp. Bob immediately wishes himself home, but the lamp falls into the sand where Bob was standing.

So Bill picks up the lamp and wishes himself home. Again, Bill is poofed home and the lamp falls to the sand where he was standing.

Phil picks up the lamp and takes a deep breath. "I don't really know what I want to wish for. Wishing myself home seems cutting this opportunity thin. I'm gonna need some time to think this over. Damn, would be nice to have someone to talk it over with. I sure wish Bill and Bob were still here."

[Fake]

İlk olarak Fumo Friend tarafından gönderildi:

İlk olarak Fake tarafından gönderildi:

"I wish that the universe was instantly destroyed"

Good luck trying to make that worst.

Checkmate.

it gets destroyed slowly

Hence the keyword "instantly", no loopholes for the dijinn to exploit.

Yeah, when you DM for a group of rule lawyers, you have to get really specific with what you say. 😭