lyrics songs that make you say "wtf"

[qpardo]

my case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Y2qIS78II&ab_channel=SirenNation

[DarkCrystalMethod]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

[Rio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZnUYsqw8BA

"The sky resembles a back lit canopy with holes punched in it"
"I'm counting UFS, I signal them with my lighter."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSH1qG8HO_4

??????

[Fake]

"I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
Got my name on my underwear!"

Extreme WTF. The correct answer is Picard.

[qpardo]

İlk olarak jesteringjahollycat tarafından gönderildi:

Just about every single line from this.

Wtf lol