Kids & Balloons

[swillfly]

Kids go nuts for balloons - but only the helium ones.

The saggy blown up bloons are met with the same joy as asparagus.

I bet it wouldn't take that many for lil ones to achieve liftoff...

[ida]

you can stick normal balloons to the roof by rubbing them on your hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmyV2cIFw44

[Affronter]

Balloons can double as condoms if in a pinch.

[Violent Rainbow]

Hey saggy balloons can be fun too, you can play tennis with them across the dining table and put them in your shirt and pretend you got big boobies and... well I guess that's the only two things they're good for. Oh wait! And showering down on people who win on game shows!

[Electro Nomi]

Originally posted by Affronter:

Balloons can double as condoms if in a pinch.

Ah yes. The clown balloon animal approach.

[Haemorrhoid Graboid]

Everyone likes balloons and the funny clowns that go with them.

[Electric Cupcake]

Speak for yourself. All balloons are joyful. Except mylar ones. They're boring.

I weep for the hundreds that are cruelly sacrificed each day for weather forecasts. And damn the busybody environmentalist sheeple who want to ban them just because some dumb kids are careless and don't tie them to their wrist properly. And they always conveniently forget that latex is biodegradable and sadly no balloon lasts forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KorAPe9TV7E

[Electric Cupcake]

Originally posted by HaemorrhoidGraboid:

Everyone likes balloons and the funny clowns that go with them.

Yeah, Sally Rand is best funny clown.

[Angel]

...I just had the mental image of Pennywise from IT offering a red balloon.

Pennywise : "I bet I can cheer him up! I'll give him a balloon. Do you want a balloon too?"

[Electric Cupcake]

It sucks that car dealerships don't use balloons much anymore and just use the fake plastic balls.

And even restaurants like Red Robin and European McDonalds don't give free stick balloons anymore. Where's your sense of tradition, jerks!?

[Schindler's Lifts]

Originally posted by Affronter:

Balloons can double as condoms if in a pinch.

And condoms can double as balloons in a pinch.

Uhh, not that you'd want to.....

[Electric Cupcake]

Kazami Ten is best vtuber. Even if her oneesan is a meanie.
https://twitter.com/_nefude/status/1370838188210581504