1 hot dog = 36 minutes of your life

[Fajita Jim]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/health/hot-dog-could-shorten-life-trnd-wellness-scn/index.html

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Luis the Uma Loving Wizard]

Messaggio originale di 💕 𝓑𝓾𝓷 💕:

stick to carrot dogs,

carrot dogs good and healthy.

Better

Eat a carrot

Healthy

[Affronter]

If I give up hot dogs, I may as well give up everything.

[Astronaut]

I don't think I'll ever stop eating glizzies.

[nextgengranny]

Messaggio originale di Masque of Clavicus Vile:

Messaggio originale di Hair with birds:

Just another reason to not eat hot dogs

They nasty

And now they shorten your lifespan lol

In the Boston area the schools used to take kids to the Kayem factory to tour on field trips.

I don't really understand why the company would agree to take part in this educational experience, as no kid who visited that factory ever ate a hot dog again.

Couldn't possibly be worse than an Oscar Mayer factory.

[secuda]

We dont messure our lives like in "in time" movie thankfully.

[Ramonkey]

Ok so according to the article you gain 0.1 minute lifespan per gram of fruit you eat

A single day has 1440 minutes, so if you eat 14.4kg fruit each day you gain exactly 1 day in lifespan and basically become immortal!

[Adversary]

Processed food is unhealthy in general. Learn to cook. I know, I know, not everyone wants to know how the sausage is made. Don't have to learn to make everything.

Messaggio originale di Violent Rainbow:

Naturally, we should all just eat air I guess.

Look breatharianism might sound like a good idea but the crackpot proponents of that New Age hogwash are always eating Twinkies and whatnot when they think no one is looking.

[Affronter]

Messaggio originale di Ramonkey:

... so if you eat 14.4kg fruit each day you gain exactly 1 day in lifespan and basically become immortal!

And ♥♥♥♥ like a parrot.

[Hut-chit-a-rific]

this is great , I would much rather eat steak. I HATE hot dogs.

[twoxsp]

https://youtu.be/QJBdi1jia_0

[Bealla Donna]

Oof, my two trucks of hot dogs are parking up as we speak.

[shoopy]

You would have to eat 1 hot dog every day for 40 years to lose one year. Worth it.

[UwU King👑Pikachu]

Messaggio originale di ardiel:

You would have to eat 1 hot dog every day for 40 years to lose one year. Worth it.

Eat apple everyday for 40 years gain 4 years better

[shoopy]

Messaggio originale di UwU King 👑 Pikachu:

Messaggio originale di ardiel:

You would have to eat 1 hot dog every day for 40 years to lose one year. Worth it.

Eat apple everyday for 40 years gain 4 years better

Or eat both and still gain 3 years.

[UwU King👑Pikachu]

Messaggio originale di ardiel:

Messaggio originale di UwU King 👑 Pikachu:

Eat apple everyday for 40 years gain 4 years better

Or eat both and still gain 3 years.

Yes. Big brain!!!