How to use black magic to make someone fall in love with you?

[Skailer Wait Jou]

[Skailer Wait Jou]

İlk olarak L1qu1dator tarafından gönderildi:

I'd use a black magic to make you banned.

I'll use black magic to steal ur heart.

[Todd Howard]

Whats with all these love threads you make?! Dont tell me your crush Is In off topic. 😲

[Gus the Crocodile]

Figure out how to use white magic to make them hate you, then do the opposite of that.

[Angel]

İlk olarak Zod tarafından gönderildi:

Whats with all these love threads you make?! Dont tell me your crush Is In off topic. 😲

Makes me wonder how lonely some of the people here are (not referring to OP but in general).

[hdmai]

being pretty worked for me, maybe try a transmogrification potion to get rid of yo butterface

[Adversary]

İlk olarak Zod tarafından gönderildi:

Whats with all these love threads you make?! Dont tell me your crush Is In off topic. 😲

Thank you for saving me time. I was going to actually answer this thread seriously.

İlk olarak The liar tarafından gönderildi:

If anything, use white magic. Never black magic.
For instance, carry jasmine flowers (fresh or dried) with you. It helps to find your soul mate. That is just one thing though. There are so many things white magic suggests when it comes to finding love. If it works...well...I don't know. Never hurts to try.

Black and white is a matter of both perception of and how the tool that is the divine science is applied. Also Westerners tend to misunderstand the Eastern concept of a soulmate which was initially introduced to them by the Theosophists, thanks to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was the New Age Movement. Wherein Dunning-Kruger ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LARPed as gurus despite being complete hypocrites and dangerous lunatics. A soulmate is not your true love.

A soulmate is a soul who is in every life as your own. Be they a parent, a sibling, a child, a cousin, a best friend, or a lover. Much like karma, it's more nuanced than the oversimplified hogwash that gets repeated ad nauseum by those who know not what they preach. Don't believe me? Look into the works of Blavatsky and similar. Theosophists who actually understood what they spoke of, who later got ignored thanks to boomers and hippies who took too much LSD at Woodstock.

[Masque]

First you need a turntable and a Santana album, I'm pretty sure.

[F]

I want to think this is a joke bad joke and nothing else but... damn sure there is sad people in this palce

[AdahnGorion]

You don´t need magic, you just need to stop spamming threads on OT, that is the secret trick

[UX1∴73C]

İlk olarak F tarafından gönderildi:

I want to think this is a joke bad joke and nothing else but... damn sure there is sad people in this palce

Everything's fun and games until reality crashes into you head-on.

[Grendalcat]

İlk olarak L1qu1dator tarafından gönderildi:

I'd use a black magic to make you banned.

Ngl that made me laugh!

[628]

You need a sacrifice: your life.

[Et tu, B?]

I'd use magic tricks to make you spontaneously banned.

[Soap]

1. Find someone who loves horses.

2. Buy a horse.

3. Name horse Black Magic.

4. Give the person to the horse.

Hahaha you thought I was gonna say give the horse to the person.

5. Make person fall in love with you and give credit to the horse.

[Barney, from Black Mesa.]

You can't do that with sorcery, you can only do that with your heart.