I can't stop farting

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I'm not sure what made this happen but these last couple of days I have been farting non-stop. My windows are closed because it gets too cold in my room otherwise. I took a few whiffs and I gotta say it smells pretty strange. Any ways I can make this stomach bloating stop? I couldn't find any yahoo answers on this matter of mine.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

You drank milk? One day I found out that I am lactose intolerant now. I had cereal with milk for the first time in a few years. The gas lasted for maybe 12 hours. :(

It must have been something you ate that is not normal.

[Nomad]

You're a fart factory.

[chiefputsilao✖️ping]

did you drink lots of milk?
you may have lactose intolerance.

did you eat potatoes?
something gotta give.

did you consume vinegar?
something is fermenting in your intestines.

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consider consuming pro-biotic food.

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

One pill of activated charcoal, will absorb whatever crap there is fermenting there.

[Vince ✟]

Publicado originalmente por Sergio:

You will stop soon

You know something we don't?

[Drab]

You could have a serious medical condition. Have your mom take you to the doctor.

"One symptom of bowel cancer is excessive wind and bloating, and if this is accompanied by other symptoms such as blood or mucus in your stools, weight loss, pain and fatigue, see your doctor."

[swillfly]

Yup - physician visit would be wise. In the meanwhile, enjoy some farting trivia:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-story-of-roland-the-farter-and-how-the-internet-killed-professional-flatulence

[it's love]

Publicado originalmente por Drab:

You could have a serious medical condition. Have your mom take you to the doctor.

"One symptom of bowel cancer is excessive wind and bloating, and if this is accompanied by other symptoms such as blood or mucus in your stools, weight loss, pain and fatigue, see your doctor."

why are you like this

[Amuro0079]

I need to perform a UGI endoscopy on you in order to tell you exactly what's wrong with you. There may be ulcers, helicobacter pylori infection (need to take some tissue sample from the stomach lining to be sure).

[GamingOnly69 Retreats_To_Cave]

Publicado originalmente por Amuro0079:

I need to perform a UGI endoscopy on you in order to tell you exactly what's wrong with you. There may be ulcers, helicobacter pylori infection (need to take some tissue sample from the stomach lining to be sure).

is this the beginning of one of those stories i will read on youtube at 2am in 5 years time

[Χάρης]

Publicado originalmente por karma:

I'm not sure what made this happen but these last couple of days I have been farting non-stop. My windows are closed because it gets too cold in my room otherwise. I took a few whiffs and I gotta say it smells pretty strange. Any ways I can make this stomach bloating stop? I couldn't find any yahoo answers on this matter of mine.

idk, eat something with less fiber? Cook some rice, just water without any seasoning and eat it.

[-V-]

Omg me too! But I've been really stressed for money and have been eating a lot of cabbage soup so that's probably it on my end.

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Quit eating beans.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

This will pass

[Spud the Spud]

If you eat enough garlic, that'll make you fart a LOT for 2-3 days. Won't smell like regular farts, though, mostly smells like garlic.

I ate a couple roasted heads of garlic (in various dishes) one night. It was quite the experience.