I can't stop farting

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I'm not sure what made this happen but these last couple of days I have been farting non-stop. My windows are closed because it gets too cold in my room otherwise. I took a few whiffs and I gotta say it smells pretty strange. Any ways I can make this stomach bloating stop? I couldn't find any yahoo answers on this matter of mine.

[MikeBob2013]

This[www.widgetco.com] place might have something that can help.

[🔥Astral Rage🔥]

I'm getting a second hand embarassment by just reading this

[Anasmi]

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I'm not sure what made this happen but these last couple of days I have been farting non-stop. My windows are closed because it gets too cold in my room otherwise. I took a few whiffs and I gotta say it smells pretty strange. Any ways I can make this stomach bloating stop? I couldn't find any yahoo answers on this matter of mine.

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I wish we could meet sir, that is my only wish. For you to take a good whiff of my gassy farts. In all honesty, I have been a bunch of cookies such a oreos so I'm not really sure if that's a reason.

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Is someone able to get on voice chat with me, to show me what a normal fart sounds like. I'm honesty inexperienced with this kind of stuff, usually it's just mild bursts but now it's blowing out of proportion. They have been getting better slightly I think.. not sure.

Dafuuuq

[Edge_Master]

fart into a container and sell the methane from your fart juices

[Naruto 607]

Hey, I got this issue since the day I was born. You're not the only one who had this frequent farting. I'd say that "this is good for health", whatever it was. To reduce the gas in stomach or smth. Idk.

[F]

I can't take this thread seriously pffft jajajaj

[Nomad]

Publicado originalmente por Anasmi:

Publicado originalmente por PEOPLE MAKE ME PUKE:

Is someone able to get on voice chat with me, to show me what a normal fart sounds like. I'm honesty inexperienced with this kind of stuff, usually it's just mild bursts but now it's blowing out of proportion. They have been getting better slightly I think.. not sure.

Dafuuuq

lmao i didn't see the vc post...

[Watchful Liz]

What're your bowel movements like? You might need to start a course of probiotic supplements to sort everything out.

[♥Peachboy♥]

Publicado originalmente por Vomit_Comet:

fart into a container and sell the methane from your fart juices

what-

[Edge_Master]

Publicado originalmente por HitmanPancake:

Publicado originalmente por Vomit_Comet:

fart into a container and sell the methane from your fart juices

what-

if he farts that much he can be a renewable source for methane gas for powering methan gens

[♥Peachboy♥]

Publicado originalmente por Vomit_Comet:

Publicado originalmente por HitmanPancake:

what-

if he farts that much he can be a renewable source for methane gas for powering methan gens

today is a bad day to have eyes

[𝕎𝔸𝕃𝕋𝔼ℝ]

Publicado originalmente por HitmanPancake:

Publicado originalmente por Vomit_Comet:

if he farts that much he can be a renewable source for methane gas for powering methan gens

today is a bad day to have eyes

He's got a point, OP's methane could be a major breakthrough towards sustainability.

[Edge_Master]

Publicado originalmente por HitmanPancake:

Publicado originalmente por Vomit_Comet:

if he farts that much he can be a renewable source for methane gas for powering methan gens

today is a bad day to have eyes

but we need to think of unique ways of developing renewable forms of energy

[Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍]

Publicado originalmente por Astolfo:

actually op i'll get on vc and do that for you if you really want omg.... ><
It'll take a while tho cause I can't just do it on demand...

I thought this thread was bad.

Then I read this, and discovered op's intent was.

[MikeBob2013]

Yeah, this just got creepy. 😯