Is ketchup better than mayonaise?

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TheNoobPlayer81 9/out./2020 às 9:41

I have a VERY important question. It is about ketchup and mayonaise. So, the question is: Which one of them is better? In my opinion, ketchup is ALOT better. Anyways, that's it.

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nishy 9/out./2020 às 14:17

this ♥♥♥♥ is god tier

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Ramonkey 9/out./2020 às 14:17

Nah, ketchup is not a musical instrument. Mayonaise is

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WhispersOfTheWind 9/out./2020 às 14:23

Escrito originalmente por Ramonkey:
Nah, ketchup is not a musical instrument. Mayonaise is

Does this involve arm pits? Please say it does, because then I'm all in.

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Soap 9/out./2020 às 14:23

They both have their uses that the other doesn’t.

Ketchup
-Can be used as fake human blood.
-Makes a more consistent sound out of a squeeze bottle.
-Glass bottled ketchup gives butter knives more purpose, and makes the user seem clever.
-Can be combined with other ingredients to make BBQ sauce.

Mayonnaise
-Can be used as marshmallow man blood.
-Is practically a liquid meal, great to spoon into gamer mouths during marathons
-Can be mixed with many different sauces to make a special sauce making ppl think you’re a good cook.
-The shortened, “mayo” can be used in speech to confuse or as a scapegoat; ‘I said nothing bad about our mayor, I was talking about mayo.’

Última edição por Soap; 9/out./2020 às 14:24

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Ramonkey 9/out./2020 às 14:24

Escrito originalmente por HellsWind:
Escrito originalmente por Ramonkey:
Nah, ketchup is not a musical instrument. Mayonaise is
Does this involve arm pits? Please say it does, because then I'm all in.

It does

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TheNoobPlayer81 9/out./2020 às 14:28

Escrito originalmente por Ramonkey:
Nah, ketchup is not a musical instrument. Mayonaise is

That is true

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WhispersOfTheWind 9/out./2020 às 14:28

Escrito originalmente por Ramonkey:
Escrito originalmente por HellsWind:
Does this involve arm pits? Please say it does, because then I'm all in.
It does

Oh wee-EE.

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↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect 9/out./2020 às 14:42

I hate mayo. It tastes nasty and looks nasty. I'll stick to ketchup on my hotdogs while my wife puts mayo on hers. She even puts mayo on fries and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Última edição por ↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect; 9/out./2020 às 14:47

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saranacX 9/out./2020 às 14:44

I like mustard on rice and beans.

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🍋 Lemonfed 🍋 9/out./2020 às 14:50

It's all depend on what you put it on.

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Ⓥenom Ⓢnake 🐍 9/out./2020 às 15:21

Ketchup for dipping.
Mayo for sandwiches.
Mustard for a bunch of things.

All three on a burger.

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Gus the Crocodile 9/out./2020 às 15:31

Without taking a position on ketchup (because I live in Australia, and also because a food discussion limited to these two very white options is depressing), almost everything is better than mayonnaise.

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saranacX 9/out./2020 às 15:49

Escrito originalmente por Gus the Crocodile:
Without taking a position on ketchup (because I live in Australia, and also because a food discussion limited to these two very white options is depressing), almost everything is better than mayonnaise.

Ketchup is red bruh.

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