Found a hair in my pizza

[Noah]

Gonna go make myself vomit.

[s w e k]

Hey, that's gourmet topping in some countries.

[Cassidy]

Take that pizza back to the pizzeria and throw it in the faces. And then demand a new one.

[-Zimbi]

If its curly, make sure to vomit twice for good measure.

[🍋 Lemonfed 🍋]

It's better then finding a pizza in your hair's.

[Cassidy]

Originally posted by -Zimbi:

If its curly, make sure to vomit twice for good measure.

If it’s thick and wiry, vomit thrice

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Are the pineapple chunks ok though?

[Cooking Hot Topics]

Originally posted by -_-:

Gonna go make myself vomit.

As a Italian, I can confirm that is a key ingredient thrown out because the world is a ♥♥♥♥♥.

[MetaMarkus]

Thats one of the reasons why i make a pizza myself.

[Cooking Hot Topics]

Originally posted by MetaMarkus:

Thats one of the reasons why i make a pizza myself.

W O A H

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[abcd]

Originally posted by MetaMarkus:

Thats one of the reasons why i make a pizza myself.

Making pizza myself is why I no longer care about hair in my pizza.

[Cooking Hot Topics]

Originally posted by tausoldier:

Originally posted by MetaMarkus:

Thats one of the reasons why i make a pizza myself.

Making pizza myself is why I no longer care about hair in my pizza.

Amen

[Silky Rough]

Originally posted by Volvo Fanboi:

Originally posted by tausoldier:

Making pizza myself is why I no longer care about hair in my pizza.

...using hairs so fine (baby hairs), that it would never even occur to the unsuspecting victim.

Then he would still not care about hair in his pizza.

[Crazy Tiger]

I thought that putting a hair on the pizza you made is the equivalent of a painter signing the painting?

[Walach]

Originally posted by Crazy Tiger:

I thought that putting a hair on the pizza you made is the equivalent of a painter signing the painting?

You have no idea what a mess I made with my morning coffee from that statement, thank you from the bottom of my heart. :P

[Chuuya Nakahara]

Gross